The review of the film "Not Cool" is critical and lengthy, with the reviewer expressing a strong dislike for the movie. The reviewer starts by stating that "Not Cool" is a great film, but only if they changed the definition of 'great' to 'the worst'. They were personally insulted by the movie and felt that the film was not a free hour-and-a-half-long video on Shane Dawson's YouTube channel, but rather a professionally made movie.
The reviewer criticizes the film for its modern American high school comedy style, which they find unfunny and juvenile. They also express disdain for the film's characters, describing them as unlikable and loathsome. The reviewer criticizes the film's plot, describing it as pointless nonsense based on unlikable and loathsome characters. They also criticize the film's use of shock humor, particularly the scene where a homeless man eats his own feces.
The reviewer criticizes the film's use of over-the-top, in-your-face comedy, describing it as a crutch that quickly becomes tiresome. They also criticize the film's use of certain racial and ethnic stereotypes, describing them as offensive and unnecessary. The reviewer criticizes the film's use of a sensitive drama towards the end, describing it as a bizarre tonal shift that feels out of place.
The reviewer concludes by criticizing the film's use of certain racial and ethnic stereotypes, describing them as offensive and unnecessary. They also criticize the film's use of a sensitive drama towards the end, describing it as a bizarre tonal shift that feels out of place. The reviewer concludes by criticizing the film's use of certain racial and ethnic stereotypes, describing them as offensive and unnecessary. They also criticize the film's use of a sensitive drama towards the end, describing it as a bizarre tonal shift that feels out of place.
1. The reviewer describes the film 'Not Cool' as a "great film", but only if the definition of 'great' is changed to 'the worst'.
2. The reviewer was personally insulted by the movie on many levels.
3. The movie is not a free hour-and-a-half-long video on Shane Dawson's YouTube channel, which worsens the overall experience.
4. Shane Dawson is a YouTuber who specialises in screaming and generally being quite loud.
5. The reviewer hates modern American high school comedies, describing them as having an unpleasant juvenile humour and a poster with a white background.
6. The plot of 'Not Cool' is described as pointless nonsense based around the most unlikable and loathsome characters the reviewer has ever seen.
7. The reviewer believes that comedy in film needs actors who are funny and a comedic intent.
8. The film 'Not Cool' wastes no time in becoming unlikable and over-the-top.
9. The film has four main characters that are all on the poster and it becomes a competition of who can be the most unlikable.
10. The film has a really uncomfortable sex scene in a toilet, and because the guy eating his poo was so funny the first time, he does it again.
11. The film has a scene where an Indian gentleman is made a mockery of, and the reviewer points out that it's not funny to point and laugh at the fact that he's Indian.
12. The film has a scene where the guy who hasn't figured out that he's gay yet awkwardly spills the girl's drink all over her, then takes her to the bathroom and sexually assaults her.
13. The film has a scene where Shane Dawson's sister uses a record scratch, which is funny and original for a feature-length movie.
14. The film has a scene where the girl finds out that her dad's vinyl shop is closing down and gets upset about it for some reason.
15. The film has a scene where the guy who hasn't figured out that he's gay yet awkwardly spills the girl's drink all over her, then takes her to the bathroom and sexually assaults her.
16. The film has a scene where Shane Dawson and Attitude Girl hanging out and being romantic, but it's ruined by a security guard storming in and tasering Shane Dawson for basically no reason.
17. The film has a scene where the pervert's character is updated, but it's mostly just boring nonsense, and she turns him down in the end.
18. The film has a scene where the pervert's character is updated, but neither of their characters have much of an arc, so the reviewer doesn't really understand the point because it wasn't funny; it's just filler.
19. The film has a scene where the film suddenly starts to turn into a sensitive drama, but the ridiculous, over-the-top humour completely bogs it down and makes it feel like it comes out of nowhere in a really bizarre tonal shift.
20. The film has a scene where Joel in Wig says three words: di-a-rr.