The text appears to be a transcript of a video where a person named Michael Super Backer is interviewed. Michael Super Backer is a mysterious figure who has gained fame on the internet without publishing any videos or revealing his identity. He is known for leaving comments on Kickstarter campaigns, particularly one for an air umbrella called the "Air Umbrella," which he fell for and lost money on.
The interviewer, who is also a YouTuber, arranges a meeting with Michael Super Backer in Florida. The meeting includes a day of fun and expensive activities, including jet skiing and a fancy lunch at a restaurant. The interviewer also presents Michael with a real working air umbrella.
During the interview, Michael Super Backer reveals that he works in retail and has been leaving comments on Kickstarter for years. He also mentions that he has been planning to start making YouTube videos. The interviewer expresses hope that Michael will upload a video soon, as he has helped many people.
The transcript ends with the interviewer expressing a desire to meet Michael in person to complete the story and finish the "fairy tale."
1. Michael Super Backer is an internet-famous figure, despite nobody knowing who he is.
2. He has over 40,000 subscribers on YouTube, even though he has never published a single video.
3. Michael Super Backer represents a symbol of never giving up.
4. His story begins in 2014 when he fell for a Kickstarter scam called the Air Umbrella.
5. He has been leaving a comment every 10 days for seven years straight, part of a comment war that has lasted longer than World War II, World War I, and the American Civil War.
6. Michael Super Backer has millions of fans from around the world who have been inspired by his story.
7. A few months ago, a real working Air Umbrella was built to lure Michael out of the shadows.
8. Michael agreed to meet with the person who built the Air Umbrella in Florida.
9. Michael Super Backer works in retail, specifically at a grocery store.
10. He has never been on a jet ski before.
11. He has never driven a speedboat before.
12. He has been involved in a Kickstarter scam called the Air Umbrella, losing $128.
13. He has been sending comments on Kickstarter for years, but has never published a single video.
14. He has been described as a spirit of vengeance and possibly mentally ill.
15. He has been described as a superhero, but no one knows his real identity.
16. He has been described as a good person who found himself in a weird internet situation where he could do some good in the world.
17. He has been described as a role model, inspiring people with his persistence and determination.
18. He has been described as a hero, helping people by writing hundreds of incredibly bizarre comments on Kickstarter.
19. He has been described as a symbol of never giving up.
20. He has been described as a person who dedicated seven years of his life to helping people in the only way he knew how.
21. He has been described as a person who is going to start making YouTube videos soon, but has not published a single one yet.
22. He has been described as a person who is afraid of publishing a video, but the fear has been going away over time.
23. He has been described as a person who is better at YouTube and knows Michael better than Charlie White, the guy who started the entire thing and made Michael famous.
24. He has been described as a person who needs to see how the sausage is made, how Michael looks like, and how the fairy tale ends.