The transcript is a comedy sketch from the Good Mythical Morning show, where the hosts, Rhett and Link, engage in a game of "Eat It or Eat What It Eats". The game involves a series of rounds where one host asks a question about an animal, and the other host has to guess what the animal eats. If the guess is correct, the guesser gets to choose whether to eat the animal or what it eats. If the guess is incorrect, the other host gets to choose.
The game begins with the question, "A normal adult blank has 42 teeth. What is it?" The guesser answers with "goat", but the correct answer is "dog". The host who guessed incorrectly then chooses to eat the dog, which is revealed to be a hot dog.
In the second round, the question is, "A blank can run 30 miles an hour. What is it?" The guesser answers with "ostrich", but the correct answer is "bear". The host who guessed incorrectly then chooses to eat the bear, which is revealed to be bear claw.
In the third round, the question is, "A blank completely sheds its skin about once a week. What is it?" The guesser answers with "lizard", but the correct answer is "frog". The host who guessed incorrectly then chooses to eat the frog, which is revealed to be frog legs.
In the fourth round, the question is, "A blank stands up and sits down an average of 14 times a day. What is it?" The guesser answers with "turkey", but the correct answer is "cow". The host who guessed incorrectly then chooses to eat the cow, which is revealed to be cow tongue.
In the fifth round, the question is, "A baby blank is called a kit. What is it?" The guesser answers with "quail", but the correct answer is "rabbit". The host who guessed incorrectly then chooses to eat the rabbit, which is revealed to be rabbit pellets.
In the sixth and final round, the question is, "A blank does not overeat. It only eats until it is full. What is it?" The guesser answers with "pig", but the correct answer is "whale". The host who guessed incorrectly then chooses to eat the whale, which is revealed to be pig snout.
Throughout the game, the hosts engage in humorous banter and reactions, and the audience is entertained by the absurdity of the game.
1. The text is a transcript of a Good Mythical Morning episode, a popular YouTube show.
2. The episode involves a game called "Eat It or Eat What It Eats," where participants guess what an animal eats.
3. The game is played in rounds, with each round featuring a different animal.
4. The participants are asked questions about the animal, and they must guess what it eats.
5. If they get the question right, they can choose whether they want to eat what the animal is or what it eats.
6. If they get the question wrong, the other participant gets to choose.
7. The game continues for several rounds, with each round featuring a different animal.
8. The animals featured in the game include a dog, a bear, a frog, a rabbit, and a pig.
9. The participants are asked questions about the animals, such as how many teeth a dog has, how fast an ostrich can run, how often a lizard sheds its skin, and how many times a cow stands up and sits down in a day.
10. The participants are also asked to guess what the animals eat, such as what a dog eats, what a bear eats, what a frog eats, what a rabbit eats, and what a pig eats.
11. The game ends with the participants having to eat a pig snout and a pig slop dessert.
12. The episode ends with a winner being announced, and a prize being given to the winner.