The provided text appears to be a script or transcript of a review or discussion about the movie "Silent Night, Deadly Night" (2012). The review includes a detailed walkthrough of the movie's plot, character interactions, and notable scenes.
The reviewer, James Agee, starts by introducing the movie and its cast, including Jaime King and Malcolm McDowell. He then provides a detailed account of the movie's plot, describing various scenes and character interactions.
The review includes a critique of the movie's storyline, noting that while it's formulaic, it's not without its merits. Agee praises the cast and the surprisingly gory kills, but criticizes the movie's whodunit aspect for falling apart at the end.
Throughout the review, Agee provides commentary on the movie's violence and gore, describing scenes in detail. He also provides a count of the movie's victims, which he refers to as "the hook of the show."
Agee's review concludes with a discussion of the movie's end credits, where he notes the number of people who died in the movie and the average time between kills. He also provides a brief critique of the movie's runtime and the age of its victims.
In summary, this review provides a detailed walkthrough of the movie "Silent Night, Deadly Night" (2012), including a critique of the movie's plot, character interactions, and violence.
1. The text is a review of the movie "Silent Night, Deadly Night" released in 2012.
2. The reviewer is James Agee.
3. The movie is a remake of the original "Silent Night, Deadly Night" series.
4. The remake is considered one of the less direct remakes of the series, recycling a couple of ideas but coming up with a new plot entirely.
5. The cast of the movie includes Jaime King and Malcolm McDowell.
6. The movie is described as being standard and formulaic, but it is also said to be enjoyable due to a good cast and surprisingly gory kills.
7. The movie is set in the town of Crier, Wisconsin.
8. The movie features a killer Santa Claus who goes on a killing spree.
9. The movie includes scenes of softcore porn being shot in a motel room.
10. The movie features a character named Tiffany, the mayor's daughter, who is a model.
11. The movie includes a scene where the killer Santa murders a woman named Goldie.
12. The killer Santa is revealed to be the mayor's daughter, Tiffany.
13. The movie includes a scene where the killer Santa murders a pastor named Reverend Madeley.
14. The movie includes a scene where the killer Santa murders a character named Dennis.
15. The movie includes a scene where the killer Santa murders a character named Jim Epstein.
16. The movie includes a scene where the killer Santa murders a character named Stine Carson.
17. The movie includes a scene where the killer Santa murders a character named Giles.
18. The movie includes a scene where the killer Santa murders a character named Brenda.
19. The movie includes a scene where the killer Santa murders a character named Aubrey Bradmor.
20. The movie is concluded with the killer Santa being killed by Aubrey Bradmor.
21. The movie features a total of 15 victims, including 11 male victims and 4 female victims.
22. The movie has a runtime of 94 minutes.
23. The movie includes a kill on average every 5.5 minutes.