The provided text appears to be a transcript of a comedy show or a podcast episode. The show seems to revolve around a group of friends who frequently engage in humorous and absurd conversations. The dialogue is filled with references to everyday life, pop culture, and personal experiences.
The show starts with the host, Tim Ivanov, introducing the episode and the topics they will discuss. They start with a number about dog lovers, who are described as people who love dogs more than other people. This is followed by a number about people with complexes, which are psychologists who are rich like Mark Zuckerberg. The show then moves on to a discussion about love, specifically boyish love, which goes through many tests on its way to maturity.
The show then transitions into a humorous conversation about a dog named Alyoshenka and her owner, Yana. Yana is criticized for her excessive love for her dog, and for posting numerous photos of Alyoshenka on Instagram. The conversation then moves on to a discussion about a dwarf named Carlito, who is described as a "friendly wipe" and a "second attachment to a meat grinder".
The show then transitions into a humorous conversation about a man named Denis, who is described as a "physical teacher in an orphanage". Denis is criticized for his appearance and his work, and the conversation then moves on to a discussion about a man named Timur, who is described as a "romantic".
The show then transitions into a humorous conversation about a man named Valera, who is described as a "new dump in the area". Valera is criticized for his appearance and his work, and the conversation then moves on to a discussion about a man named Katya, who is described as a "pie with an egg". Katya is criticized for her appearance and her work, and the conversation then moves on to a discussion about a man named David Borisovich, who is described as a "boss".
The show concludes with a humorous conversation about a man named Denis, who is described as a "physical teacher in an orphanage". Denis is criticized for his appearance and his work, and the conversation then moves on to a discussion about a man named Timur, who is described as a "romantic".
In summary, the show is a humorous and absurd conversation about various topics, including dogs, love, physical teachers, and bosses. The dialogue is filled with references to everyday life, pop culture, and personal experiences.
1. The text is a transcript of a show, titled "Once Upon a Time in Russia".
2. The show features a host named Tim Ivanov.
3. The show discusses various topics, including the number of dog lovers in Russia, people with complexes, and the group Black Cutting Love.
4. The show also features a segment about a dog named Misha, who is described as a "dog that sits on a chain like the Titanic".
5. The show includes a segment about a character named Yana who has a dog named Fedor.
6. The show also features a segment about a character named Katya who is described as a "kind, smart, and well-mannered person".
7. The show includes a segment about a character named Sonya who is described as a "dwarf".
8. The show also features a segment about a character named Denis who is described as a "physical teacher in an orphanage".
9. The show includes a segment about a character named Valera who is described as a "romantic".
10. The show also features a segment about a character named Tamara Stepanovna who is described as a "new neighbor".
11. The show includes a segment about a character named Katya who is described as a "piece of pie with an egg".
12. The show also features a segment about a character named David Borisovich who is described as a "boss".
13. The show includes a segment about a character named Katya who is described as a "foreign partner".
14. The show also features a segment about a character named Katya who is described as a "cat with a blanket".
15. The show includes a segment about a character named Katya who is described as a "watchwoman".
16. The show also features a segment about a character named Katya who is described as a "pregnant woman".
17. The show includes a segment about a character named Katya who is described as a "woman who just lives here".
18. The show also features a segment about a character named Katya who is described as a "woman who just lives here".
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37. The show includes a segment about a character named Katya who is described as a "woman who just lives here".