The text appears to be a transcript of a video game walkthrough or commentary, specifically for a game featuring the character Shrek. The speaker, who seems to be the game's protagonist, is staying at Shrek's hotel for five nights. The game involves solving puzzles and navigating through different rooms, with the protagonist often interacting with Shrek.
The protagonist is tasked with various challenges, such as cleaning the bathroom, collecting onions, and avoiding Shrek. There are also references to the game's graphics and mechanics, such as the protagonist's confusion about the game's controls and the strange behaviors of the game's characters.
The protagonist seems to be struggling with the game, often expressing frustration and confusion. However, they manage to survive the game, with the final lines indicating that they have completed the game and are thankful for the experience.
1. The speaker is staying at a hotel called "That's Shrek" for five nights.
2. The speaker owes Shrek money and is trying to avoid him.
3. Shrek is going to knock on the speaker's door and demand payment.
4. The speaker is staying at a hotel in a new city where they don't have enough money to buy a house yet.
5. The speaker is staying at Greg's hotel for five nights to raise money for a new house.
6. The speaker is interacting with Shrek's hotel and is given a room for five nights.
7. The speaker finds a painting with Shrek's glasses in the hotel.
8. The speaker finds a refrigerator in the hotel where they can buy soda.
9. The speaker finds a portal to the nether in the hotel.
10. The speaker finds a hidden secret Shrek's party in the hotel.
11. The speaker finds a bathroom in the hotel.
12. The speaker finds a donkey's head in the hotel.
13. The speaker finds a broom in the hotel and is asked to clean the bathroom floor with it.
14. The speaker finds a dead man in the bathroom.
15. The speaker finds a challenge to collect 40 onions in the hotel.
16. The speaker finds a rug with the skin of the person who failed the challenge in the hotel.
17. The speaker finds a time limit to pick 33 onions in the hotel.
18. The speaker finds a difficult path to pick the onions in the hotel.
19. The speaker finds that they have 27 onions left to pick in the hotel.
20. The speaker finds that they have 26 onions left to pick in the hotel.
21. The speaker finds that they have 21 onions left to pick in the hotel.
22. The speaker finds that they have 20 onions left to pick in the hotel.
23. The speaker finds that they have 19 onions left to pick in the hotel.
24. The speaker finds that they have 15 onions left to pick in the hotel.
25. The speaker finds that they have 13 onions left to pick in the hotel.
26. The speaker finds that they have 12 onions left to pick in the hotel.
27. The speaker finds that they have 11 onions left to pick in the hotel.
28. The speaker finds that they have 10 onions left to pick in the hotel.
29. The speaker finds that they have 9 onions left to pick in the hotel.
30. The speaker finds that they have 5 onions left to pick in the hotel.
31. The speaker finds that they have 3 onions left to pick in the hotel.
32. The speaker finds that they have 2 onions left to pick in the hotel.
33. The speaker finds that they have 1 onion left to pick in the hotel.
34. The speaker survives the game and completes the challenge.