The text appears to be a transcript of a video game stream or walkthrough, where the speaker is playing a game and commenting on the gameplay. The speaker is also interacting with the game's interface, trying to navigate through different menus and settings.
The speaker starts by mentioning that there is no video and no game to play. They then proceed to play a game, but it's not interesting and they don't want to play it. They mention that they bought the game for 300 rubles, but it's not worth playing.
The speaker then starts playing a different game, where they are trying to choose between different options like stone, scissors, or paper. They mention that they are playing on principle because they bought the game. They also mention that they are a professional in the game and that they are putting all their letters in the game.
The speaker then starts playing a different game, where they are trying to unlock a door using a key. They mention that they can't open the door because they don't have the key. They then start playing a different game, where they are trying to break a record. They mention that they have 950 points and they need to beat the record of 2500 points.
The speaker then starts playing a different game, where they are trying to control the time. They mention that they can kind of control the time at home. They then start playing a different game, where they are trying to grow a tree. They mention that they need water to grow the tree.
The speaker then starts playing a different game, where they are trying to break a glitch in the game. They mention that they are killing and being killed at the same time. They then mention that the game is banned and they got into the Russian version of the game.
The speaker then starts playing a different game, where they are trying to navigate through different menus and settings. They mention that they are all cosmic dust from a game that doesn't exist. They then mention that they got into the French version of the game and there is a glitch in the game.
The speaker then ends the video by mentioning that the game is banned and they got into the Russian version of the game. They also mention that they are all cosmic dust from a game that doesn't exist. They then mention that they got into the French version of the game and there is a glitch in the game. The speaker ends the video by saying goodbye and playing some music.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker is playing a game called "There is no game".
- The game is a metafictional puzzle game that challenges the player to find ways to interact with the environment and break the fourth wall.
- The speaker uses various tools and clues to access different parts of the game, such as a key, a flag, a clock, and a microchip.
- The speaker encounters glitches, bugs, and different languages in the game, which make it harder to progress.
- The speaker manages to finish the game and reveals that he is not a wife, but a YouTuber who asks his viewers to like and subscribe.