The speaker begins by sharing their typical week, which includes a lot of masturbating and eating. They then proceed to describe a week of their life as part of a book tour. The tour started with an Uber ride to LAX at 6:35 in the morning, headed to Texas. The speaker experienced a lot of anxiety and fear during the flight, leading to a sleepless night.
Upon arrival, they visited a bookstore for a meet and greet event, where they signed 2,000 copies of their book. The next day, they went back to the bookstore for the meet and greet event, where they interacted with fans and signed books. They also visited Universal Studios in Florida, where they experienced a VIP tour of the back lot.
The speaker then describes their experience at a fancy restaurant, where they watched a fireworks show from the roof. They also visited a mall in Florida, where they signed 2,000 more books and attended a meet-and-greet event.
The speaker then describes their experience in Chicago, where they signed a million books at a bookstore and attended a meet-and-greet event. They also visited a college for a meet-and-greet event.
In Cincinnati, they visited a bookstore, where they signed 25 million books. They also attended a meet-and-greet event and visited Simon & Schuster, the publishing company of their book.
In New York, they visited the AOL headquarters and attended a meet-and-greet event. They also visited a radio station and attended a meet-and-greet event. The speaker then describes their experience in San Francisco, where they visited a bookstore, attended a radio show, and attended a meet-and-greet event.
Finally, they arrived back in Los Angeles, where they met their driver and drove home. The speaker concludes by saying that it was the craziest week of their life and that they look forward to returning to their typical week of eating and masturbating.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Shane Dawson, a YouTube personality and author, about his book tour in 2015.
2. The video covers his experiences in eight different cities: Houston, Orlando, Minneapolis, Chicago, Cincinnati, New York, San Francisco and Los Angeles.
3. The video shows him signing thousands of copies of his book, meeting and taking photos with his fans, receiving gifts and fan art, visiting various attractions and landmarks, and having fun with his publicist Ariel and his agent Ali.
4. The video also shows him dealing with anxiety, sleep deprivation, heat, humidity, rain, crowds, security issues, plane rides and self-doubt.
5. The video reveals that he became a number one New York Times bestseller during his tour and that he was very happy and grateful for his fans' support.