"Up" But Everything About It Is Bad - Summary

Summary

The provided text is a script of a video review, where the reviewer, Greg, is discussing a movie called "What's Up". He starts by acknowledging the channel's regular feature, "Digging Organs", and introduces the main character, Dicky Gorgonzola, who is a notorious ripoff of Danny Gonzalez.

Greg then proceeds to critique the movie, "What's Up", comparing it to the Disney movie "Up". He criticizes the movie for its lack of heartwarming moments, its plot holes, and its portrayal of racism. He also mentions the movie's focus on a family of monster-fighting scientists, with a particular emphasis on the character Amanda, who is portrayed as a teenage girl with a secret love for science.

Greg also comments on the movie's animation, describing it as "wah ass wah its ass", and the soundtrack, which he describes as "top tier". He criticizes the movie's villain, Jumpier, for his lack of a clear motive or plan, and for his poorly thought-out plan to hypnotize the world.

The reviewer also discusses the movie's plot, which involves a family of scientists who fight monsters from outer space. He describes the movie's plot as "atrocious" and "full of awkward pauses". He also comments on the movie's depiction of the Amazon rainforest and its monsters, describing them as "scary" and "guttural".

In conclusion, Greg's review is a critique of the movie "What's Up", highlighting its numerous flaws and inconsistencies. He describes the movie as a "ripoff" of the Disney movie "Up", and criticizes it for its lack of originality, poor animation, and weak villain characterization.

Facts

1. The speaker discusses a movie called "What's Up," which they describe as a mockbuster of the Disney movie "Up."
2. The speaker mentions that the main characters are a family of monster-fighting scientists.
3. The speaker describes the main character, Dr. Crumb, as a visionary and warrior who is in search of the highest human ideals.
4. The speaker mentions that the family includes a teenage daughter who is the object of the media's interest.
5. The family possesses a Hyperlight jet powered by a super energized rock, which can make things fly but also has the ability to hypnotize people.
6. The speaker criticizes the animation and soundtrack of the movie, describing them as "atrocious" and "one note played on a really old synthesizer."
7. The speaker describes a character named Jean Pierre de Lacroix, who visits the family seeking help to fight a monster he encountered in the Amazon.
8. The speaker mentions that the family captures one of the monsters, which they keep in a force field outside the house.
9. The speaker criticizes the way the movie has portrayed the Chinese monster, describing it as unfair and unnecessary.
10. The speaker ends the review by expressing their confusion about whether they are watching a movie or a real-life event.