This Children's Channel Is Basically A Horror Movie - Summary

Summary

The video is a review of the YouTube channels of the Sharer family, Vy Qwaint, and Chad Wild Clay. The hosts discuss the Sharer family's recent trending videos, including a prank video where Carter Sharer pretends to give Lizzie Sharer a red Ferrari, but actually gives her a black Porsche. The hosts also bring up the Sharer family's connection to Vy Qwaint and Chad Wild Clay, who are friends of the Sharer family and have been kidnapped by a hacker.

Vy Qwaint and Chad Wild Clay are both YouTubers who create content for their respective channels. Vy makes lifestyle hack videos for laid-back girly girls, while Chad uses ninja gadgets in his videos. Both have been kidnapped by a hacker, who has been stalking them and deleting their YouTube videos.

The hosts then delve into the plot of the Sharer family's videos, where they are being chased by the hacker. Chad Wild Clay and Vy Qwaint are hanging out with the Sharer family when they find an abandoned safe in a pond. Chad pulls up a heavy object from the water, but it turns out not to be a safe.

The hosts then discuss the theory that Vy Qwaint believes Chad got sucked down the drainage pipes of the pond. They also discuss the mystery of the hacker, who seems to be leaving clues and riddles for the characters to solve. The hosts express concern about the hacker's sloppiness and the fact that the characters are asking for help from their audience to solve the riddles.

The hosts also note the inconsistencies in the videos, such as the sudden appearance of a cameraman in Chad's video and the security camera footage that seems to have been filmed by someone standing on a chair. The hosts also mention the couple's Instagram posts, which seem to contradict the fact that they are supposedly being kidnapped.

The video ends with a cliffhanger, where Vy and Chad manage to escape from their kidnappers and have an epic drone chase. The hosts also mention that the couple's most recent video is not about the hacker, but rather Chad pranking Vy to think that the hacker is inside their house.

Facts

1. The text is a transcript of a video titled "What The Fuck Are Kids Watching These Days?" hosted by a character named Greg.
2. The video discusses popular YouTube channels, specifically focusing on the Sharer family, Vy Qwaint, and Chad Wild Clay.
3. The Sharer family is a group of children who believe in a monster living in the pond in their backyard and have been trending on YouTube for a few weeks.
4. The Sharers have a video titled "I GOT HER THIS..." where Carter Sharer gives Lizzie Sharer a red Ferrari.
5. Vy Qwaint and Chad Wild Clay are two friends of the Sharer family who have also been kidnapped by a hacker.
6. Chad Wild Clay has a channel focused on ninja gadgets and is known for his cool demeanor.
7. Vy Qwaint runs a channel for laid-back girly girls and is more of a girly girl herself.
8. Both Chad and Vy have been kidnapped by a hacker over the past two months.
9. The video ends with a cliffhanger, leaving the audience to guess what will happen next.
10. The video also includes an advertisement for Squarespace, offering a 10% discount.
11. The video concludes with a promise to return in the next episode.
12. The video also includes a riddle: "If you want to show off your online business, sell products or make an online portfolio or any other online project, what is the best all-in-one platform to get the job done?" The answer is Squarespace.
13. The video ends with a humorous line from the hacker: "Saw off your legs. That's not a riddle."

Please note that these facts are extracted from a humorous and satirical video, and some of them may seem absurd or nonsensical.