The text provided is a transcript of a YouTube video where a character named "Audie" interacts with various individuals who pray to him. Here's a summary:
- Audie, a self-described evil god, listens to the prayers of people and responds to them.
- The prayers range from the mundane, such as asking for help with homework or wishing for a healthy lifestyle, to the bizarre, like asking to have a third nipple removed or preventing a dog from being run over.
- Audie often grants these prayers, sometimes with unintended consequences. For instance, granting a wish for a dog to be run over results in the dog being run over.
- Audie also has a sense of humor and often comments on the absurdity of the prayers he receives.
- Some prayers, like asking for a caravan to live in or wanting to be more active, are granted, while others, like asking for a significant increase in human lifespan, are not.
- The video ends with Audie expressing exhaustion and confusion over the prayers he's received, and a request for viewers to check their push notifications for future videos.
expectancy by 10 years and I'm gonna\n00:12:10.10: let Isaac go to a burger joint so I'm\n00:12:11.33: gonna grant that wish in a minute and\n00:12:13.42: I'm gonna grant the wish to make\n00:12:14.61: horror films more enjoyable for Hayley\n00:12:16.46: and she started writing horror movie\n00:12:18.24: scripts and now she's a professional\n00:12:19.59: movie writer oh wow okay so I'm gonna\n00:12:21.70: grant the wish to make horror films more\n00:12:23.41: enjoyable for Hayley and now she's a\n00:12:24.83: professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:12:26.46: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:12:28.11: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:12:29.45: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:12:31.28: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:12:32.91: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:12:34.41: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:12:36.10: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:12:37.65: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:12:38.84: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:12:40.38: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:12:41.94: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:12:43.13: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:12:45.00: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:12:46.55: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:12:47.70: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:12:49.21: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:12:50.52: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:12:51.81: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:12:53.54: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:12:55.06: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:12:56.38: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:12:57.79: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:12:59.12: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:00.51: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:02.01: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:03.23: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:04.47: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:05.88: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:07.09: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:08.32: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:09.62: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:11.04: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:12.30: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:13.52: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:14.83: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:16.08: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:17.32: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:18.59: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:19.87: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:21.23: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:22.54: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:23.83: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:25.09: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:26.39: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:27.69: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:28.98: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:30.18: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:31.43: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:32.70: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:34.03: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:35.28: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:36.53: gonna grant the wish to make horror films\n00:13:37.80: more enjoyable for Hayley and now she's\n00:13:39.07: a professional movie writer okay so I'm\n00:13:40.3