The text is a transcript of a video titled "Gelga Christmas of Gelganech" by Joueur du Grenier (Attic Gamer). The video is a humorous and satirical take on various Christmas specials from popular TV shows and movies, with a focus on the Star Wars franchise.
The video begins with Alpha V, the host, welcoming Grenier, a guest, to their planet Gelganox. Alpha V reveals that their world was destroyed but the episode is not canon. The two start discussing Christmas traditions and the "Christmas Specials" series, which are typically American. They mention that sometimes, Christmas episodes are found in Japanese animated movies or European stuff. They also discuss the "Alf Christmas Special," a long and dark episode that ends with the death of a little girl.
The video then moves on to a discussion about the "Master of the Universe" series, which was too old for Grenier. The main plot of the series is simple: He-Man's mother was an earthling astronaut who had to land on the planet Eternia due to a failed mission. She mated with the king to give birth to Adam, prince of Ethernia, who can morph into He-Man with the power of the ancestral skull. The video also mentions the homo-erotic side of the series.
The video also features a discussion about the "Star Wars: A holiday Special" film, released in 1978, which was so bad that George Lucas disowned it. The film features a circus-like show and a scene where an imperial guard goes shopping. The video criticizes the film for its lack of connection to Star Wars and its unrelated scenes.
The video ends with a dedication to the memory of Tiffany Leight Smith, who was 8 years old. The video then ends with the line "Thanks God an enormous DICK shows up in the sky and interrupts the song," indicating that the video was not what the host had hoped for.
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