The video is a recording of a podcast by Ritchie LaBarbara, who is also a clown. The host, Shane Dawson, is returning to school and is experiencing a variety of school lunches. He shares his reactions to each meal, including a pizza-like dish that he calls "almost pizza" and a go-gurt that he describes as "soft ass chewy bread with some spongy ass cheese and some hard-ass meat". He also shares his thoughts on boats, cars, and his own taste preferences, including a strong preference for real chocolate over chocolate milk. He tries other meals such as turkey, potatoes, and a tuna sandwich, and shares his reactions to each. He concludes the video by eating a cheese wheel and encouraging viewers to try different foods and leave comments suggesting more foods for him to try.
1. The speaker is recording a podcast with Ritchie LaBarbara, who is also a clown.
2. The speaker is going back to school and will be eating school lunches.
3. The speaker is trying to eat a pizza meal, which they call "almost pizza".
4. The speaker is trying to eat a go-gurt, which they describe as "bleach".
5. The speaker has a strong opinion on boats and cars, stating that cars are better because they can drive on water.
6. The speaker has a strong opinion on eating ass, stating that they would rather drink bleach than eat go-gurt.
7. The speaker has a strong opinion on the taste of yogurt in a tube, stating that it tastes like watery ass yogurt.
8. The speaker has a strong opinion on the taste of turkey and potatoes, stating that it tastes like watery ass.
9. The speaker has a strong opinion on the taste of tuna, stating that it tastes like fish.
10. The speaker has a strong opinion on the taste of cheese and crackers, stating that it tastes like dog food.
11. The speaker has a strong opinion on the taste of baby carrots, stating that they taste like baby apples or watermelons.
12. The speaker has a strong opinion on the taste of cheese wheel, stating that it tastes like the commercial.