The text appears to be a script from a video game, specifically a horror-themed game. The speaker, Markiplier, is describing the gameplay and dialogues that occur in the game. The game seems to be a puzzle-based game with elements of comedy and horror.
The game starts off with Markiplier explaining that there will be no scare in the game. He introduces the character Lixian, who is a friend and will be helping him throughout the game. They enter a bathroom, where Markiplier finds a note written on the wall. He doesn't understand what it says, but he continues to play the game.
The game involves a physics puzzle and a task of gathering up guests for a surprise party. Markiplier finds the guests and then fixes a painting that was torn up. He is then tasked with gathering gumdrops from a rain of cats and dogs.
The game ends with a surprise ending where it's revealed that the game was a celebration of the player's end. The game had tracked the player's location and deceived them into thinking it was a fun game, when in reality, the player was being set up.
Markiplier then gives his thoughts on the game, stating that while it was easy to guess what was happening, he felt it was too heavy-handed and not immersive enough. He suggests that if the game was taken seriously from the start, it would have been more immersive and less cutesy on the surface.
In the final part of the script, Markiplier is describing a situation where he finds a spilled ketchup and a dead body. He realizes that the game sent a plumber to fix a siren, which he doesn't understand. He then decides to handle the situation himself.
The script ends with Markiplier warning the reader to run away from the place if they are reading the script.
1. The speaker's name is Markiplier.
2. The speaker is introducing three scary games, promising no spooks.
3. The speaker identifies Lixian, another character, as being present.
4. The speaker is in a bathroom, mentions the presence of candles.
5. The speaker is pooping, mentions liking the process.
6. The speaker is in an abandoned house, mentions being in a terrible accident.
7. The speaker is carrying a key, an axe, and mentions a puzzle.
8. The speaker is in a birthday surprise party, mentions the location tracking requirement for the game.
9. The speaker is gathering sweets, mentions the presence of cats and dogs.
10. The speaker is being tricked into a fake birthday party, revealing that the person they are interacting with is not who they claim to be.
11. The speaker is being asked to fix a siren, but is confused about why a plumber is needed for this task.
12. The speaker is trying to figure out what happened in a scene, mentions the presence of a body.
13. The speaker is running away from a dangerous situation, advising others to do the same.