The narrative is a humorous, third-person account of a boy named Jared, who was born into a village in East Europe where only girls have been born for the past 20 years. The village believes they are cursed, but Jared's parents decided to keep his gender a secret, presenting him as a girl named Jackie.
Jared's life changes dramatically when he is 5 years old, when a woman from outside the village attempts to kidnap him, only to be caught and locked up in a psychiatric clinic. Jared's parents are forced to reveal that he is actually a boy, and he is soon the center of attention due to his rarity in the village.
The village mayor starts a new tradition where women who wish to conceive a boy pay homage to Jared by kissing his feet on his birthday. This tradition escalates, with women kissing him more aggressively, leading to a woman biting him.
Jared's life further complicates when he starts dating multiple girls from the village, all of whom want him to give them a son. He eventually marries two girls, Amy and Leanne, who both get pregnant on the same day. He also starts dating a third girl, Leanne's younger sister, which leads to a situation where he has three wives and three babies on the way.
Feeling overwhelmed by his situation, Jared decides to leave the village and start a new life. However, he is eventually found by his two wives, who persuade him to return. He eventually marries a third wife and becomes the proud father of ten boys.
1. The narrator is a boy who was born into a village of only girls.
2. The village has been producing only girls for the past 20 years.
3. The villagers believe they were cursed by a witch.
4. The narrator's parents kept his gender a secret, telling everyone he was a girl named Jackie.
5. The narrator was tricked by a woman who offered him candy and then tried to abduct him.
6. The woman was later caught and was revealed to have escaped from a psychiatric clinic.
7. The narrator's parents had to reveal his true gender to the village.
8. The narrator was initially uncomfortable with his new identity as a boy, but he eventually embraced it.
9. The village started a new tradition where women who wanted to have a boy would kiss the narrator's feet.
10. The narrator dated multiple girls simultaneously to avoid being used for having a baby.
11. The narrator's mother was sick and wanted him to be happy.
12. The narrator ended up marrying two girls, Amy and Leanne, who both claimed to be pregnant with his child.
13. The narrator left the village to escape the attention and eventually became the father of ten boys.
14. The narrator's story was featured on a TLC show.
15. The narrator ended up with 28 wives and 76 children.