The text appears to be a script from a vlog-style video. The speaker discusses various topics, including an encounter with an exterminator and a large snake in their house, a surprise visit from a friend who brings various exotic pets, a product review for Athletics workout clothes, and a series of jokes and light-hearted banter. The speaker mentions that they have a child named Posey, who is asleep during the majority of the video. The video ends with the speaker thanking the viewer for watching and providing links to follow for the friend Jay and his animals, as well as a link to a product review.
1. A snake got into the house.
2. The snake is described as at least two or three feet long.
3. The person is an exterminator.
4. The speaker is sharing their favorite workout clothes, which are Athletic's Powerhole leggings.
5. There are four outfits the speaker will showcase.
6. The speaker is introducing their wife, Savannah.
7. The speaker's wife is shown in different outfits.
8. The speaker is trying on a new pair of leggings and mentions they are comfortable and have pockets.
9. The speaker mentions introducing their brilliant and very good smelling wife, Savannah.
10. The speaker is sharing a surprise that they are bringing over to their house.
11. The speaker is introducing a friend, Jay, who owns a reptile zoo.
12. The speaker is scared of snakes and spiders but is excited about the surprise.
13. The speaker is wheeling all the animals through their garage.
14. The speaker is bringing in a giant container with a big beard that's a big lizard.
15. The speaker is describing a python, a ball python, and a gordo (an alligator).
16. The speaker is introducing a vinegar room.
17. The speaker is introducing a tailless scorpion.
18. The speaker is introducing a dog named tick-tock.
19. The speaker is introducing an American alligator.
20. The speaker is introducing a parrot named my love.
21. The speaker is introducing a plumbing issue with a large snake in the sink.