The speaker is playing a game of hide and seek with a friend, "Ramel", in which he is hiding in New York while Ramel is searching for him in England. The speaker plans to hide in a bin in Manhattan, and provides clues for Ramel to find him. Ramel is making an effort to find the speaker, even after being given the location of the Empire State Building as a clue. The speaker expresses fatigue and stress from the game, and humorously compares the situation to being a garbage collector. The game takes place over several days, with the speaker constantly moving around New York to evade Ramel. The speaker also mentions buying a cat and getting business class to hide in the bin. The game ends with the speaker finding a bin that can hold him, and he sends a text to Ramel to find him.
1. The speaker is playing a game of hide and seek with a friend, Romel.
2. The speaker is not as good at the game as their father.
3. The speaker is hiding in a bin in New York.
4. The speaker is flying to New York to hide from Romel.
5. The speaker is located in Telford, England.
6. The speaker is joking about hiding in a bin in New York.
7. The speaker is praying that Romel hasn't found them.
8. The speaker is hiding in the nearest airport.
9. The speaker is praying that Romel hasn't heard them.
10. The speaker is praying that Romel hasn't hurt them.
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