The speaker, likely a comedian or vlogger, is recounting a humorous and sarcastic video he made about internet lies. He starts by expressing his joy at being home from a tour across North America and his plans for future shows in New York City and Albany. He also mentions getting a lot of direct messages from fans sharing internet lies they've found, which he uses as material for his videos.
The speaker then proceeds to share a series of lies he found on the internet, which he critiques and makes fun of. He also mentions specific examples of lies, such as a picture of a kid with a fish wearing a work uniform, and a picture of a kid with a fish spitting water into a manager's mouth.
Throughout the video, the speaker also shares personal anecdotes and experiences, such as his own accident when he was seven, his son's penchant for crying, and his wife's reaction to his accident. He also talks about a time when he accidentally texted his wife using voice recognition while playing the trombone and the ridiculous things he's observed in school.
The speaker ends the video by discussing the cost of wireless earbuds and promoting a sponsor, Ray Khan, who makes affordable and comfortable wireless earphones. He also encourages viewers to like, comment, and subscribe to his channel, and to check out his social media links, podcast, and upcoming shows.
1. The speaker is back home after a tour across North America.
2. The speaker is excited about their upcoming shows in New York City and the People's Improv Theater.
3. The speaker is also performing in Albany and Syracuse on December 4th and 5th respectively.
4. The speaker is filming a video and is happy to be home.
5. The speaker is looking forward to their monthly show in New York City and the People's Improv Theater.
6. The speaker is doing a "folks collapse" in their videos.
7. The speaker is receiving direct messages from fans who are showing them lies they've found on the internet.
8. The speaker is planning to complete a trilogy of videos about lies they've found on the internet.
9. The speaker is sharing a story about a child who gave a fish a cookie, which led to the manager of an aquarium quitting their job.
10. The speaker is sharing a story about a pen pal who discovered they were next-door neighbors and spent a lot of money on stamps.
11. The speaker is sharing a story about a child who had an accident and required drastic measures.
12. The speaker is sharing a story about a trombone sound effect and the mythbusting of it.
13. The speaker is sharing a story about a security guard who said they were the security guard's hero.
14. The speaker is sharing a story about a delivery man who was in their bedroom while they were naked.
15. The speaker is sharing a story about a dentist appointment and the difficulty of getting there on time.
16. The speaker is sharing a story about a Facebook post about using phones in school.
17. The speaker is sharing a story about a Tumblr post about a toddler who took a while to talk and prayed to a soda pop.
18. The speaker is sharing a story about a child who prayed to Mr. Pibb.
19. The speaker is promoting a sponsor, Ray Khan, who makes comfortable wireless earbuds.
20. The speaker is asking for likes and comments on the video and encouraging viewers to subscribe to their channel.