Very Serious Business - Summary

Summary

The video is a humorous presentation that explores the concept of "business is serious business." It begins by introducing itself as a sponsored video by "Raid Legends" and proceeds to delve into various stories about businesses that have attempted to engage their audiences on social media, only to have their efforts backfire.

The first story involves a conference in Nashville, Tennessee where an interactive display board was used to display tweets with a specific hashtag. However, an attendee misused the hashtag, leading to a series of unprofessional posts that overwhelmed the conference's Twitter feed. The organizers of the conference attempted to counter the negative posts, but they were unsuccessful and eventually had to disable the hashtag.

The second story revolves around McDonald's, which attempted to improve brand perception by asking the public to share their experiences on Twitter. However, the public responded negatively, leading McDonald's to pull the campaign and shut down the Twitter account.

The third story is about a company called Jurek's, which launched a revolutionary app called "SOS condoms" that allowed users to order condoms and have them delivered within an hour. However, the service was shut down in Dubai after just one week due to the government citing it as a promotion of promiscuity.

The video concludes with a look at the "spider crab with laser eyes" meme, which has become a symbol of Twitter's quality control, effectively shutting down lesser brands.

Throughout the presentation, the narrator keeps the audience engaged with humor, making light of the companies' missteps and the unintended consequences of their actions.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The video is sponsored by Raid Legends.
2. The seminar is titled "Business 101".
3. The seminar is taking place on August 6th, 2013, at a conference in Nashville, Tennessee.
4. The conference is organized by Agile Alliance.
5. The conference features keynotes, panels, networking events, and interactive display boards.
6. There is an innovation where an automatic Twitter feed is used with the hashtag #agile2013.
7. During the conference, an attendee posts an unprofessional message on a certain message board.
8. The Agile organizers notice the misuse of the hashtag and decide to fight back with the report spam function.
9. Attendees start posting increasingly reprehensible stuff from the timeline.
10. The other attendees start losing ground as the horrific images drown out their voices.
11. The Agile organizers eventually surrender, disabling the #agile2013 hashtag.
12. The Agile Alliance also tries to shut down another functioning hashtag, #edchild, and succeeds.
13. The Agile Alliance then shuts down the event, reporting abusive accounts and trying to find other sources to shut down as well.
14. The Agile Alliance is unprofessional and the event is a tragedy.
15. The Agile Alliance tries to improve brand perception with a Twitter campaign using the hashtag #meetthefarmers.
16. The Twitter public starts telling their negative experiences at McDonald's on the #mcdhh hashtag.
17. McDonald's pulls down the advertising campaign and replaces it with a more innocuous hashtag.
18. McDonald's launches a new app, SOS condoms, where a condom will be delivered to you within an hour.
19. The government of Dubai shuts down the SOS condoms service citing it as promoting promiscuity.
20. McDonald's launches a Facebook post from a service condoms congratulating Batman and to stay tuned for more to come.
21. McDonald's never opens in Batman and SOS condoms never opens anywhere ever again.
22. McDonald's tries to connect with their audience on social media, but fails to get the same appeal as other brands like Denny's and Arby's.
23. Chick-fil-A is officially America's favorite fast-food restaurant.
24. The brand and a new meme were born with the spider crab with laser eyes.
25. The spider crab with laser eyes becomes a powerful tool on Twitter, acting as a quality control for the platform.
26. The Agile Alliance is thanked for attending the seminar and they are told to see them at movie night.