The conversation revolves around a group of spy ninjas, who discover a scientific theory that enables people to poop on command. They refer to this as the "brown note" and use a device they've created to test it. The device, called a transducer, shoots out a frequency that causes people to poop. They decide to use this on hackers for a mission.
The group tests the device on one of their own, Daniel, who is wearing diapers. Daniel insists that it works and that it can be used to make hackers poop their pants. They discuss how they can use this device to their advantage against Project Circle, a rival group.
They find a blueprint that Perlita (another character) has stolen from the Black Pyramid, which they believe was meant for Project Circle. This leads them to believe that Project Circle is trying to use the brown note on them. As a result, they decide to use it against Project Circle.
They test the device on a hacker named UV, who is within the required 10 feet distance. The device works, and the hacker falls, causing him to poop his pants. They discuss how they can use this device to gather information from 715, another character, by threatening to use the device on him.
Finally, they split up to search for 715, who has taken the transducer. Daniel goes into a tunnel to the left, and the other character goes into a tunnel to the right. They agree to call each other if they find 715.
1. The time is 5:30 AM in the morning.
2. The speaker has discovered a scientific theory about making people poop on command.
3. The speaker has a device that can allegedly make people poop on command.
4. The speaker refers to this device as the "brown note", a frequency that some believe can induce bowel movements.
5. The speaker has tested this theory on themselves and found it to be effective.
6. The speaker's device, called a "transducer", is used to project a frequency that causes people to poop.
7. The speaker plans to use this invention against hackers.
8. The speaker has stolen blueprints from the Black Pyramid and used them to create the device.
9. The speaker has been using the device for two days.
10. The speaker plans to test the device on hackers.
11. The speaker has been wearing diapers to test the device on themselves.
12. The speaker plans to use the device on hackers at the park.
13. The speaker is concerned about the device's effectiveness at a distance of more than 10 feet.
14. The speaker has been trying to decode a scrap of paper from a defeated doppelganger.
15. The speaker plans to meet Melvin, who may have information about Project Zorgo's new secret inventions.
16. The speaker has been warned about the potential danger of the device and plans to put it away for safekeeping.
17. The speaker has been chased by a mysterious figure named 715 who has stolen their backpack and the transducer.
18. The speaker plans to split up to find 715, who knows about the Boombox guy and the speaker's crush.