The script is a dialogue from a hypothetical high school scene where a new student named Aden is introduced. Aden, who is actually an Agent of Secret Stuff (A.S.S.), is tasked with protecting a high school student named Taylor from threats posed by the Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff (S.I.N.S.).
Aden, however, struggles to fit into the high school environment as he is unfamiliar with the concept of a normal teenage life. Despite his initial missteps, Aden eventually learns to adapt and protect Taylor, even though she doesn't realize she's in danger.
When a S.I.N.S. agent attempts to assassinate Taylor, Aden steps in to defend her, leading to a fight. Aden, despite being outnumbered, manages to defeat the agent, proving his worth as an A.S.S.
In the end, Aden is revealed to be Taylor's father, Agent X, the founder of the A.S.S.es. Taylor is also discovered to be the daughter of Agent X, making her the heir apparent of the A.S.S.es. Despite the revelation, Taylor decides to continue living her normal life, but with Aden's protection.
Taylor and Aden are then seen at the homecoming dance, where Taylor is asked to dance by Scott. Aden, initially hesitant, agrees, marking the beginning of his journey in the high school world.
1. The speaker, referred to as Aden, is not an average teenager. He has been trained to become an A.S.S., or Agent of Secret Stuff, from a young age. He has been trained alongside Tracy, a cruel and heartless killer, for 17 years .
2. Aden has been assigned to protect Taylor Rentrol, a high school senior, from potential threats posed by the Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff (S.I.N.S.), which has been their mortal enemy for decades .
3. Aden is equipped with a Falcon Recon 23X bike and has been trained to operate cautiously in high school environments, as they are considered dangerous and misunderstood by the A.S.S.es .
4. Aden has been instructed to pose as a high school student and interact with Taylor, but he is not to reveal his true identity or mission until necessary .
5. Aden has been given a new locker assignment, implying a new start at the high school .
6. Aden is not trusted by Taylor and the other students at the high school. They perceive him as different and a freak, and they suspect him of being a part of the S.I.N.S. .
7. Aden has a mission to protect Taylor from the S.I.N.S., but he is not given a clear reason why Taylor is a target .
8. Taylor is unaware of her impending danger and is not aware that Aden is an A.S.S. .
9. Aden is revealed as the son of Agent X, the founder of the A.S.S.es, and Taylor is revealed as his daughter .
10. Aden has been given the H.O.L.E., or Honorary Operative License Entitlement, making him an official A.S.S. .
11. Aden and Taylor are now part of each other's world and will be followed more intensely by the S.I.N.S. .
12. Aden is invited to the homecoming dance by Taylor, and they decide to go together .
13. Aden is asked by Taylor to help her get a date for the dance. He reluctantly agrees, but later decides to stay away to protect her .
14. Aden and Taylor are attacked by the S.I.N.S. at the dance. Aden manages to defeat the S.I.N.S. agent, but he is injured in the process .
15. Aden's father, Agent X, reveals himself to Aden and Taylor at the end. He is proud to present Aden with the H.O.L.E. and makes him an official A.S.S. .
16. Aden is now part of the A.S.S. world and will have to navigate the challenges and dangers that come with it .