The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation between multiple individuals. Here's a brief summary:
- The conversation begins with a warning about a forthcoming face-sticking event.
- There's a mention of a girl named "cash me ousside" who is coming over.
- The conversation includes references to cooking, particularly making oreo jam.
- There's a mention of a roommate named Marcus who makes fun of the speaker's cooking. The speaker also mentions making cookies for a blog post.
- The speaker discusses a plan to make oreo jam, despite concerns about the legality of doing so.
- A girl named Margo is mentioned, and she's asked if she wants to take selfies with dead people.
- There's a mention of a new home, and the speaker asks for a solution to a problem they're having.
- The speaker also mentions a girl named Alana, who seems to be part of a plan to make a mashup video.
- The speaker talks about a video they made, and there's a mention of a girl named Danielle.
- The conversation includes references to working out and the speaker's physical condition.
- There's a mention of a Lamborghini, and the speaker seems to be making a joke about it.
- The conversation includes references to a girl named Parker and a boy named Tino.
- The speaker mentions a girl named Patrick, and there's a mention of a meeting.
- The conversation continues with references to a store, a place called the "factor place", and a subscription.
- There's a mention of a girl named Sherman, and the speaker mentions stealing something from her.
- The speaker mentions making oreo jam again, and there's a reference to a blender.
- The conversation includes references to a girl named Danielle again, and the speaker mentions a girl named Castle.
- The speaker ends the conversation with a mention of subscribing to a blog and a request for a good maid.
1. The conversation starts with a reference to a previous incident where the speaker hit themselves in the face.
2. The speaker mentions the phrase "cash me ousside" and asks if anyone knows what it means.
3. The speaker is making a joke about being 19 years old and making gains.
4. The speaker refers to a girl named Margo who is coming over.
5. The speaker is making a plan to make jam out of Oreos.
6. The speaker mentions a previous incident where they made a jam out of Pringles.
7. The speaker is confused and asks why they didn't have anything to do.
8. The speaker mentions a roommate named Marcus who makes fun of their cooking.
9. The speaker talks about a cookie incident involving a roommate named Marcus.
10. The speaker talks about a girl named Alana and a Mario party mashup.
11. The speaker mentions a little gangster named Castro and the broadcast television signal.
12. The speaker discusses a workout routine and the discomfort it causes.
13. The speaker mentions a Lamborghini and a five-year-old job.
14. The speaker talks about a girl named Danielle and her job.
15. The speaker talks about a blog post and the term "Orioles".
16. The speaker talks about a meeting and the need for Orioles.
17. The speaker talks about their embarrassment in a previous incident and the act of making Oreo jail.
18. The speaker talks about a blender and a fridge from Exxon.
19. The speaker talks about a secret ingredient and a mixture for making a jam.
20. The speaker talks about the risk of giving up and the act of boiling water.
21. The speaker talks about the final product of the Oreo jam and the process of letting it cool off.
22. The speaker talks about the risk of keeping a calm head in a dangerous situation.
23. The speaker asks for a hundred fifty thousand likes on a video.
24. The speaker talks about a subscription service and a pool for winners.
25. The speaker talks about a blog post and asks for help in cleaning up.
26. The speaker mentions a bully and the effect it has on them.