The script appears to be a humorous dialogue discussing the challenges and advantages of having long legs. The speaker, Lessing, is a video editor. The dialogue revolves around a variety of scenarios, including a dance routine, a park date, a yoga session, a fish pedicure, a walk on the beach, and a beach trip.
Lessing discusses the advantages and disadvantages of having long legs. For instance, long legs can make it easier to reach the light switch without getting out of bed, and can be advantageous in a dance routine. However, they can also make it more difficult to fit into certain spaces, like a car or a change room at the beach.
The dialogue also includes a humorous take on Bigfoot, with the speaker stating that they found a huge footprint at the beach, only for it to turn out to be their own.
The final lines invite viewers to comment on whether they relate to long or short legs more and to subscribe to the channel.
1. The speaker mentions that long legs are a natural blessing.
2. The speaker is named Lessing and is from video editing.
3. The speaker is taking a picture of their long gorgeous legs.
4. The speaker compliments their long legs and feels that they look perfect.
5. The speaker offers to borrow their legs again next week.
6. The speaker mentions that it's getting hot on the dance floor.
7. The speaker mentions that everybody is present and that a dance routine is about to begin.
8. The speaker comments on a person dancing with short legs.
9. The speaker compliments another dancer on their coolness and job.
10. The speaker expresses their desire to be the star of the dance floor.
11. The speaker encourages Jenna to show what she has in her long legs.
12. The speaker mentions an incident where Jenna and her long legs rescue Molly.
13. The speaker offers to give their insole to Molly as it's just her size.
14. The speaker can now stretch in peace with the yoga mat.
15. The speaker's boyfriend wants to go on a date in the park.
16. The speaker is surprised to see their boyfriend with a shovel.
17. The speaker is asked to prepare something and they decline.
18. The speaker is digging a hole with their boyfriend.
19. The speaker is standing in the hole and can now kiss their boyfriend.
20. The speaker has gone to a salon to get a fish pedicure with their long legs.
21. The speaker enjoys the fish pedicure and finds it relaxing.
22. The speaker is in the company of a short cleaning lady who uses the giant shoe covers as trash bags.
23. The speaker offers to take Jenna's old shoe covers.
24. The speaker is in the company of Jenna and offers to change shoes.
25. The speaker mentions that Jenna's feet are too long for the teensy sneakers they are trying on.
26. The speaker mentions that if you have long legs, you can easily reach the light switch without getting out of bed.
27. The speaker mentions a downside of having long legs—the monster under the bed can easily reach your long leg.
28. The speaker mentions that short legs don't have this issue—the monster under the bed won't be able to reach their short ankles.
29. The speaker enjoys walking barefoot on the beach and leaving footprints in the sand.
30. The speaker mentions breaking news about massive Sasquatch footprints found at the beach.
31. The speaker suggests that the region is inhabited by Bigfoot due to the discovery of the huge footprints.
32. The speaker denies that the footprints belong to them and calls the news fake.
33. The speaker mentions that long-legged girls need different equipment at the gym.
34. The speaker mentions that they are in a beach changing room and that no matter how long your legs are, it can be challenging.
35. The speaker mentions that they are trying to change their bikini top but can't due to their long legs.
36. The speaker mentions that every girl has different priorities at the beach.
37. The speaker mentions that they are in the company of a hot guy who has taken off his shirt.
38. The speaker mentions that they have brought their binoculars and want to use them to see what they would look like with long legs.
39. The speaker mentions that they are holding the binoculars backwards and needs to adjust.
40. The speaker mentions that they have always wanted to see what they would look like with long legs.
41. The speaker asks to borrow a car and mentions that the car is not as big as Cinderella's Pupkin.
42. The speaker mentions that they are giving Peto a claustrophobia due to the small car.
43. The speaker mentions that a hot girl has been making eyes at them all night.
44. The speaker mentions that the hot girl is not little at all and is a giant.
45. The speaker mentions that the days of a big height difference won't stop true love.
46. The speaker encourages viewers to comment below and tell them which problems they relate to more—long legs or short legs.
47. The speaker asks viewers to subscribe to their channel and