The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation between a group of individuals. The conversation is filled with humor, references to a game, and some references to art.
The conversation starts with one of the participants saying "oh hey guys uh nice seeing you I'm just gonna head on this way all right" and ends with a phrase about clocking out and going under a tree.
The participants discuss a game where one character is a dungeon master and the others are characters in the game. There are references to violence, escape, and a malevolent being. One character also sings a song from their hometown, West Virginia.
There are also references to a character named "cram" who is selling items like "creme" and "cram sword" for gold coins. The conversation includes some humor and misunderstandings, such as one character offering to sell "steel" to another character who is confused and asks if "cram" sells "steel".
There are also mentions of a character named "slot" who is called "gran" and who has lost their eyes but replaced them with bows made of "cram". There is also a mention of a character named "Cooper" who is called a "wench" and a character named "Dola" who is asked not to chuckle.
Finally, there are references to art, with one character referring to themselves as a "modern artist" and showing other characters their artwork, which the others respond to with humor and criticism.
1. The speaker is trying to escape from a dungeon master, who is described as a malevolent being.
2. The speaker is asked to jump and fall violently on the ground, which they describe as a belly flop.
3. The speaker mentions a wild sound, which they describe as nice.
4. The speaker is asked not to let a video be seen by anyone.
5. The speaker introduces themselves as the dungeon master and describes their role in the scenario.
6. The speaker is asked to escape from a malevolent being, and they respond by mentioning their gender and the fact that they are a tortured soul.
7. The speaker is asked to sing a song from their hometown, which they describe as beautiful and sung to their daughter every night before bed.
8. The speaker mentions that they sold a substance called "cram" for 20 gold coins, and they also sell a product called "creme".
9. The speaker is asked if they can buy something like steel, and they respond by mentioning a product called "cram sword" which is sold for 50 gold coins.
10. The speaker mentions that they can't buy steel, and they have some "cram".
11. The speaker mentions that they are 9 years old and they call with their grandmother.
12. The speaker mentions that they are from the sky and they can see all things.
13. The speaker mentions that they lost their eyes thousands of years ago and replaced them with bows made of "cram".
14. The speaker mentions that they have a pitchfork that they poke their dungeon mates with.
15. The speaker mentions that they are blushing.
16. The speaker mentions that they have a pet bison hybrid called Beefalo.
17. The speaker mentions that they gathered some ginseng and it cost them just twelve dollars.
18. The speaker mentions that they are a modern artist and they show their art to others.
19. The speaker mentions that they have a product called "metal box little Romeo" which they created in the year 2013.