The text appears to be a transcript of a video, likely a home video or a vlog. It seems to be a humorous and playful interaction between a mother (possibly referred to as "mom" or "mommy") and her son, Phil. The conversation revolves around various activities and games, including a game where the mother uses toothpicks as substitutes for cookies, a "tug of war" game, and a game where the mother and son act out a prom scene. The mother also interacts with Phil's nanny and a character called "Susie," who may be a friend or another family member. The video ends with the mother expressing that kids grow up fast, and a request for viewers to like, subscribe, and comment on the video.
1. A baby is taken away from the speaker. (00:00:00.64)
2. The speaker describes the baby as "cute" and "sweet". (00:00:03.92)
3. The speaker gives the baby to a nanny. (00:00:06.72)
4. The speaker and the nanny engage in a game of "green light, red light". (00:00:12.64)
5. The speaker admits that they can never beat their nanny. (00:00:22.00)
6. The speaker congratulates Phil on his birthday. (00:00:25.84)
7. The speaker expresses surprise at the presence of presents for him. (00:00:33.76)
8. The speaker finds it hard to believe that all the presents belong to him. (00:00:38.00)
9. The speaker encourages the viewer to "let's see what's there". (00:00:41.76)
10. The speaker expresses frustration at a situation. (00:00:44.72)
11. The speaker says "buddy you're in". (00:00:46.00)
12. The speaker claims to always be "number one". (00:00:48.64)
13. The speaker gives advice to "buddy" on how to smile for the camera. (00:01:52.80)
14. The speaker expresses surprise at the presence of a cute little puppy. (00:01:58.16)
15. The speaker expresses hurt at the thought of giving birth to a child like Phil. (00:02:04.80)
16. The speaker's mother prepares lunch for Phil, which includes an egg and water. (00:02:15.52)
17. The speaker's mother suggests that the egg is an ostrich egg. (00:02:19.60)
18. The speaker's mother provides a "happy meal" for Phil. (00:02:30.40)
19. The speaker's mother gives Phil some soda and compliments her. (000:02:51.08)
20. The speaker's mother plans to teach Phil a lesson. (00:02:55.76)
21. The speaker's mother reads her son a bedtime story. (00:03:54.40)
22. The speaker's mother tries to calm her son, who can't sleep. (00:03:57.23)
23. The speaker's mother gives Phil a triangle to hide. (00:04:24.24)
24. The speaker's mother gives Phil a game of "toothpicks". (00:05:41.03)
25. The speaker's mother gives each contestant a cookie and instructs them to get the chocolate chips out. (00:05:52.08)
26. The speaker's mother plans to play a game of "tug of war". (00:08:47.52)
27. The speaker's mother gives a gift to the Arkies. (00:10:12.92)
28. The speaker's mother is against the Arkies visiting their grandson. (00:10:16.32)
29. The speaker's mother receives prom invites. (00:11:02.00)
30. The speaker's mother is looking for a date for her son's prom. (00:11:04.72)
31. The speaker's mother is concerned about her son's behavior. (00:12:00.56)
32. The speaker's mother gives Phil an egg from her lunch. (00:12:12.72)
33. The speaker's mother introduces a new game to the contestants. (