The conversation revolves around a man named Matt who has recently acquired a new gun. He shares his experience of buying the cheapest pistol from a pawn shop, specifically a High Point model. He describes the gun as "ugly," heavy, and making weird noises. Despite his initial bias against the gun, he takes it out and tries to shoot it. The gun is notably inaccurate and makes weird noises during each shot. He also mentions that the gun's magazine capacity is only 10 rounds, which he considers inadequate.
Matt also conducts a series of tests on the gun. In one test, he tries to shoot the gun while standing in a pond, but the gun still fires all its rounds and shows signs of dirt and debris. In another test, he tries to disarm a toy gun model named "Mechanic" by grabbing it from the side, but the gun's slide breaks. Despite these setbacks, Matt still expresses a desire to see the gun run more than any other gun he has owned.
In the end, Matt expresses his dislike for the gun, but also acknowledges its durability, stating that it could potentially be bulletproof. He suggests that the gun could be a good addition to his truck, where it could be easily accessible.
1. The speaker has a new gun which he got by trading his shirt for it.
2. The gun is a High Point pistol.
3. The pistol is described as hideous, heavy, and blocky.
4. The speaker plans to buy the cheapest pistol he can find.
5. The cheapest pistol he found was a brand new one.
6. The speaker has a bias against the pistol and doesn't want to like it.
7. The speaker has heard that some people like the pistol after they shoot it, while others consider it trash.
8. The magazine of the pistol only holds 10 rounds.
9. The speaker tried to shoot all 10 rounds without aiming, but had some trouble.
10. The speaker thinks the gun is running better than he expected, but he also found some dirt in the gun.
11. The speaker plans to perform a test where he puts pond scum in the gun.
12. The speaker tried to disarm the gun without killing the person holding it.
13. The speaker broke the gun's slide during the test.
14. The speaker still wants the gun to run, despite it being broken.
15. The speaker considers the gun "bulletproof" and puts it in his truck.
16. The speaker is a doctor.