The text appears to be a live discussion and review of various types of cookies by a person known as "J Schlatt" on Twitter. The host starts by stating that he will rank every known cookie from S (the best) to F (the worst). The review begins with Chips Ahoy, which he describes as a basic cookie, and moves on to other types such as Chunky Chips Ahoy, Chewy Chips Ahoy, Ship's Deluxe Chips Ahoy, and Frosted Sugar Cookies. He also reviews cookies like Famous Amos, Biscoff, Gingersnaps, and Milanos.
He expresses a strong dislike for Chewy Chips Ahoy, calling them "for terrible people" and accusing them of tasting like rubber. Despite this, he praises Ship's Deluxe Chips Ahoy, giving it an S rating. He also reviews cookies like Famous Amos, Gingersnaps, and Milanos, giving them a B rating.
Moving on, he reviews Mint Milano cookies, describing them as "ugly" and giving them an E rating. He also reviews cookies like Chessmen, Farmhouse Cookies, and Bake Shop cookies, giving them respectable ratings. He introduces a local New York cookie brand, Tate's, which he describes as the "best tasting thing I've ever put in my mouth." He also reviews cookies like Lenny and Larry's Complete Cookie and Sandy's, giving them D and B ratings respectively.
He then reviews cookies like Vienna Fingers, Oreo cookies, Mega Stuff Oreos, Thins Oreos, Golden Oreos, Fig Newtons, and Nutter Butters, giving them various ratings. He ends the review by giving Stelladoro's Swiss Fudge cookies an A rating, stating that they are one of the best cookies out there.
1. The text is a live, streamed ranking of various cookies based on taste and quality.
2. The ranking is done live on Twitter and is being conducted by a person known as J. Schlatt.
3. The first cookie ranked is Chips Ahoy, described as a basic, ground floor cookie.
4. The speaker does not like Chips Ahoy Chewy cookies, describing them as tasting like rubber and feeling like rubber.
5. The speaker also does not like Biscoff cookies, jokingly referring to them as "crack cookies".
6. The speaker has a fond memory of eating Milano cookies as a child, but criticizes Pepperidge Farm's packaging.
7. The speaker gives an "S" rating to Mint Milano cookies, describing them as good but also