The video is a humorous and satirical ranking of various types of chips. The host, who identifies as a chip connoisseur, starts by stating his intent to rank every known chip, from best to worst. He mentions that he's been gaining weight due to his love for chips and he hopes to have civil discussions in the comments.
He then proceeds to rate each chip, starting with Tostitos scoops, which he considers a C-tier chip, and moving on to various others including Lay's and Pringles. He also discusses the controversial Doritos 3D and how he feels it's a mistake. He gives the Fritos a B rating and notes that he enjoys Funyuns, Popcorn, and Stacy's Pita Chips.
The host concludes his ranking by declaring Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar as his second favorite chip, just
1. The speaker is ranking every single chip known to man, starting with Tostitos scoops as a basic chip.
2. The speaker dislikes Lay's chips, particularly Lay's barbecue, cheddar and sour cream, and pringles.
3. The speaker gives baked Lay's cheddar an F, describing it as the most unpleasant chip.
4. The speaker appreciates Ruffles chips, finding them crunchy and a solid B tier chip.
5. The speaker enjoys Pringles, particularly the scorching flavors.
6. The speaker dislikes Taki's blue heat chips, describing them as scary and giving them a D rating.
7. The speaker enjoys Andy Cap's hot fries, describing them as delicious and giving them a high rating.
8. The speaker appreciates regular Cheetos but dislikes Cheetos puffs and extra flamin hot.
9. The speaker dislikes Cape Cod chips, describing them as weirdly shaped and hard.
10. The speaker enjoys Bugles chips, describing them as unique and giving them a B rating.
11. The speaker enjoys Doritos, particularly the original nacho cheese flavor, but dislikes the 3D chips and spicy nacho flavor.
12. The speaker enjoys Fritos chips, describing them as a decent chip.
13. The speaker dislikes Funyuns chips, describing them as all right but not amazing.
14. The speaker enjoys Popcorn Pops chips, describing them as the best popcorn chips.
15. The speaker enjoys Stacy's pita chips, describing them as fantastic and giving them a high rating.
16. The speaker enjoys Sun Chips, particularly the French onion flavor, and describes them as nearing perfection.
17. The speaker enjoys Garden Salsa chips, giving them a B rating.
18. The speaker enjoys Harvest Cheddar chips, describing them as nearly perfect and the best cheesy chip.
19. The speaker is a chip connoisseur and has a preference for chips that are cheesy.
20. The speaker is tired of eating chips and could eat a whole bag of Stacy's pita chips.