The speaker begins by welcoming the audience to their favorite internet forum, the "best comments on the internet wheel". The speaker is introducing a new feature, the "funny post analyzer", which will analyze comments on the internet.
The comments being analyzed highlight the creativity of Brazilians, with a discussion about a 104-year-old man who runs 800 million kilometers. The speaker expresses envy for people who enjoy running and encourages viewers to subscribe to the channel.
There is a discussion about a teenager who asked for a unicorn for Christmas and received a goat instead, with comments about the goat's happiness and the surprise of discovering the goat's wastefulness.
The speaker also mentions a comment from Francisco Espinola, who made a macabre pun about the goat.
The speaker shares a story about Sérgio Cabral, who always opens the door for men, and comments on the gender roles and expectations in society.
The speaker also discusses a comment about a man who goes to bed hoping for a meteor to fall, and a response from the army.
The speaker concludes by mentioning Netflix's claim about possibly adding "Hercules" to their catalog this year, and the current state of Gracyanne, who is resting due to dengue fever.
The speaker encourages viewers to leave their comments and sign up for the channel.
1. The speaker is introducing a program that will analyze comments on the internet.
2. The speaker mentions the Emmy Awards, which are often associated with Germany.
3. The speaker discusses the absence of automatic subtitles on YouTube for content in Portuguese.
4. The speaker is amused by a comment about running, and expresses envy for people who enjoy it.
5. The speaker mentions a comment about running from a 64-year-old man who has run 800 million kilometers.
6. The speaker discusses a comment about a person who runs and is described as "very cool."
7. The speaker encourages viewers to subscribe to a YouTube channel.
8. The speaker shares a story about a teenager who asked for a unicorn for Christmas and got a goat instead.
9. The speaker mentions a comment by Francisco Espínola that was shared on the channel.
10. The speaker discusses paying the bill in a relationship and suggests that it's normal for a woman to prefer the man pay.
11. The speaker shares a story about a man who went through a process at the army, including undressing and demonstrating the ability to perform CPR.
12. The speaker discusses the impact of the prison system and mentions the possibility of reforming it.
13. The speaker mentions a comment about Netflix potentially adding Hercules to its catalog.
14. The speaker shares a story about a man named Johnson who waited seven years for a job in China.
15. The speaker mentions that Graceanne is resting due to dengue fever.
16. The speaker shares a story about a painting and encourages viewers to leave comments and sign up for the channel.
17. The speaker concludes by asking viewers to watch the channel and sign up.