The video is a humorous and sarcastic review of the "Stoic" perk deck in the game "Payday 2". The reviewer, who appears to be suffering from alcohol addiction, discusses the perk's mechanics, its effectiveness, and its humor.
The reviewer starts by expressing their dissatisfaction with the perk deck, stating it's the "dumbest" in the game. They then go on to discuss the game's logic, comparing it to the "third-world country" that made it. They also mention the game's difficulty, stating it's "second only to Skyrim."
The reviewer then discusses their character's alcohol addiction, comparing it to the game's "Gamer Subs". They mention that they're overweight and that their character is a "giant ball of flesh" due to the game's armor mechanics. They also talk about the game's weapons, specifically the "Akimbo Brothers Grim 12-gauge shotguns", and how they're frustrating to control due to their high damage output.
The reviewer then delves into the mechanics of the "Stoic" perk, stating it reduces the damage taken by 75% over a 12-second period. They also mention a 10-second cooldown on the perk, and that killing enemies reduces this cooldown. They joke about using the perk to "murder" themselves back to health.
The reviewer also discusses the game's controller tree, stating that it allows the player to convert enemies into allies that provide more health and regeneration. They mention the game's "Dragon's Breath" rounds, which they describe as "crispy".
Finally, the reviewer concludes by expressing their frustration with the game and its mechanics, and promises to get "blasted" off a cheap gin "out of this adult sippy cup". They also mention a sponsorship, but jokes that it's "tight as [__]" and that the sponsor is "incredible".
1. The text is a transcription of a video about the video game Payday 2.
2. The video focuses on the "Stoic" perk deck in Payday 2.
3. Stoic is described as the ability to endure pain or hardship without displaying feelings or complaints.
4. In the game, Stoic works by reducing the damage taken by 75% over a 12-second time frame.
5. Taking a sip of whiskey cancels out pending damage.
6. There is a 10-second cooldown on using whiskey to cancel out damage.
7. Every enemy killed reduces the cooldown by one second.
8. With the right skills, murdering enemies can be an option to regain health.
9. The video mentions the "Stand-o' mags" and "Close By Aced It" skills.
10. The video also mentions the "Hosta Taker", "Partners in Crime", and "Joker" skills.
11. The "Venom" mask can be used with Stoic to show every possible emotion at once.
12. The video suggests using the "Wojack" alternative for the crippling alcoholism in Stoic.
13. The video mentions the use of high-explosive frag rounds on shotguns with Stoic.
14. The video suggests using the "Bottle of Whiskey" as a melee weapon.
15. The video mentions the "Gamer Subs" energy drink.
16. The video mentions a sponsorship deal with Gamer Subs.
17. The video provides a promo code "Badger" for a discount on Gamer Subs products.
18. The video mentions the "G-Fuel" energy drink and compares it unfavorably to Gamer Subs.
19. The video mentions the "Red Bull" energy drink and says it was good until it didn't have enough caffeine.
20. The video mentions the "White Monster" energy drink and says it was perfect until it gave the author headaches.