The transcribed text appears to be a monologue from a comedian or a character on a podcast or a live show. The speaker is discussing various topics, including a fight between KSI and Tempo, a joke about a roast of Pete Davidson's father, a joke about the Paralympics, and a commentary on obesity in America. There are also references to the death of a character named Blair, who was a spokesmodel for the Heart Attack Grill. The speaker also shares personal experiences, such as attending a black feminist literature class and a comedy show.
1. The text is a transcript of a conversation, possibly from a podcast or a video.
2. The conversation includes references to a fight between KSI and Tempo, which is set to take place on January 14th.
3. The speaker is discussing how to purchase the fight on the Zone pay-per-view platform.
4. The speaker is also discussing his experiences with a black feminist literature class, where he was one of the few white students.
5. The speaker shares a humorous account of his entrance into the class, including the fact that he was wearing a pink Polo and was high at the time.
6. The speaker also mentions that he was part of a game called "Pirates", but he is not a pirate.
7. The speaker shares some personal stories and jokes, including one about a joke about the sacrifice made on 9/11.
8. The speaker also shares some offensive jokes, such as one about orphans and apple trees.
9. The speaker makes a joke about the Paralympics being unfair, stating that he has watched events where participants have no arms or legs.
10. The speaker shares some information about Blair River, the spokesmodel of the Heart Attack Grill, who passed away at the age of 29 due to pneumonia.
11. The speaker shares some personal experiences, including his grandfather's death from cancer and his father's survival of cancer.
12. The speaker shares some humorous accounts of his experiences in the black feminist literature class, including his entrance into the class and his interactions with the other students.
13. The conversation ends with the speaker wishing the listener peace.