The text appears to be a script from a video, likely a comedy skit or a series of humorous anecdotes. The narrator presents a series of absurd and uncomfortable excuses for various situations, often involving elements of fantasy or surrealism.
The narrator begins by suggesting that they need a quick lie, then proceeds to make up an amazing story about a Google video. They then discuss a shirt with white hair, which they claim is on their boyfriend's shirt. The narrator then explains that they bought the shirt because they heard that shirts with extra hair are in fashion.
The narrator then moves on to a series of increasingly bizarre and implausible excuses, such as being late for a wedding because they were leaving the most beautiful bride's house in the world but ended up in a sewer, being mistaken for a triplet, having a bathtub overflow due to a plumbing problem, and having a dog from the neighbor apartment test them.
The narrator also explains that they were late for a test because they were returning a flower that had been torn by the dog, and they had to take a laptop for a week. They also explain that they were late for a beach trip because they were swept into the sea and ended up on an uninhabited island.
The narrator then explains that they were late for a cleaning task because they were practicing the piano and accidentally mixed up the last note, causing an evil twin to appear. They also explain that they were late for a beach trip because they were walking on the beach and decided to swim, but then felt a smell of perfume in the water.
Finally, the narrator explains that they were late for a beach trip because they were walking home and suddenly a napkin with the mark of a kiss from another person hit them in the face. They also explain that they were late for a beach trip because they were changing when someone stole all their things.
The narrator concludes by inviting viewers to comment on the video and suggests that they can get out of awkward situations by lying. They also encourage viewers to subscribe to their channel and not to miss any new funny videos from Google.
1. The video is about ridiculous and uncomfortable excuses for lying.
2. The video features a character named Teo.
3. Teo is seen hugging a blonde girl, and the hair on his shirt is questioned.
4. Teo explains that he bought a shirt with extra hair because they are in fashion.
5. The video also features a bride who is late for her own wedding.
6. Teo explains that he was late because he found himself in a sewer.
7. The video includes a scene where Teo crawls out of a sewer like Superman.
8. Teo's dress is dirty after the incident in the sewer.
9. Teo is seen with pictures of him with another girl, which causes a conflict.
10. Teo explains that the pictures are of him and his triplet siblings, Wood and Antonio, from Paris.
11. Teo explains that he was relaxing and went for a run when it started to rain, causing a plumbing problem.
12. Teo explains that he was tested by a dog from a neighboring apartment.
13. Teo explains that he will take someone's laptop for a week as an excuse.
14. Teo explains that he was on an uninhabited island after being swept into the sea.
15. Teo explains that he was swimming when he was swept into the sea.
16. Teo explains that he was practicing the piano and learned Mr. Clean's single when he mixed up the last note.
17. Teo explains that he was walking on the beach and decided to swim when he felt a smell of perfume in the water.
18. Teo explains that he was walking home and suddenly a napkin with the mark of a kiss from another person hit him in the face.
19. Teo explains that he was changing when someone stole all his things.
20. Teo asks Alicia about what happened to his towel.
21. The video ends with a call to action for viewers to like, comment, and subscribe to the channel.