The text appears to be a dialogue or monologue from a performance, possibly a play or a stand-up comedy routine. The speaker, referred to as "Luis," seems to be discussing his upcoming trip to Tijuana, Mexico, and his experiences in Paris, France.
Luis mentions preparing for a two-week trip to Tijuana, which he describes as the "happiest place on earth." He also mentions a friend named Rodolfo, who is scared of his name, Luis.
Luis then talks about his cat, Rodolfo, and his plans to cook and share a romantic moment with his friend. He also mentions the Eiffel Tower and the love of his life.
The speaker then jokes about the fear of earthquakes in Paris and the city of love being flooded with lava. He also mentions a catastrophic event that could happen in Paris, but he assures his audience that they will be safe.
Luis then talks about a situation where he and his friend are stuck in a tower and need to find a way to escape. He mentions a taxi, jet packs, and generators as potential solutions.
The speaker then talks about a situation where he and his friend are stuck in a tower and need to find a way to escape. He mentions a taxi, jet packs, and generators as potential solutions.
Finally, Luis talks about his experiences in Paris, including the loss of the city's trees and the flames. He ends the monologue with a reference to Rodolfo Mayo, implying that he and Rodolfo are together.
The monologue is filled with humor and references to popular culture, including the Eiffel Tower in Paris and the city of Tijuana.
1. The speaker is preparing for a two-week stay in Tijuana, which is described as the happiest place on earth.
2. The speaker mentions a cat named Rodolfo and a person named Diego who is scared of the speaker's name, Luis.
3. The speaker is planning to cook and share a romantic moment with someone they love, who is also their friend.
4. The speaker is referring to the Eiffel Tower and the love of their life.
5. The speaker is worried about a potential catastrophic earthquake in Paris.
6. The speaker is planning to undress a person to take their clothes to build something.
7. The speaker has bought four tickets to enter the Eiffel Tower.
8. The speaker is worried about the cat not going up and the possibility of dying.
9. The speaker is trying to go up and see what happens.
10. The speaker is trying to find a way to load jet packs to get out of the area.
11. The speaker is worried about the pressure to go up and the lack of trees in Paris.
12. The speaker is worried about the sky wars and the generators.
13. The speaker is inviting someone to the moon and continues to see how the lava goes.
14. The speaker is worried about their llama dying and the possibility of returning to the poor house.
15. The speaker is worried about the idea of love and the concept of oblivion.
16. The speaker is worried about the dead women and the material they have.
17. The speaker is worried about the flame and the reference to Rodolfo Mayo and themselves.