The text appears to be a script for a video or a podcast, where the speaker is discussing various topics, including humor, cemeteries, and personal experiences. The speaker starts by mentioning a dictionary, and then proceeds to share humorous stories and anecdotes, such as the funny tombstones in a cemetery. The speaker also shares a recipe for fudge and makes jokes about tombstones containing personal messages. The speaker then shares a series of humorous tombstone inscriptions, including one about a woman who lived like a princess for 20 years, and another about a man who was hanged by mistake in 1882. The speaker also shares a series of personal experiences and anecdotes, such as a woman who tried to poison him when he went blind, and a man who was hanged by mistake. The speaker also shares a series of jokes and one-liners, such as "I'm a rider but then nobody's perfect" and "Charlie go to hell one way do not enter". The speaker ends the text by discussing a video he plans to make and asking for comments from the audience.
1. The speaker is in their living room.
2. The speaker is discussing cemeteries and funny tombstones.
3. The speaker mentions a recipe for fudge and a recipe for Christmas cookies.
4. The speaker talks about a man named Hugo who was shot, beaten, and left for dead but recovered and lived to be 98 years old.
5. The speaker mentions a woman named Susan who was destined to be a woman with too many cats.
6. The speaker mentions a man named Arthur who paints and his wife Eleanor of Queens, New York.
7. The speaker talks about a man named Micah who died in 2001 and a woman named Eleanor who lived like a princess for 20 years.
8. The speaker mentions a man named George who was hanged by mistake in 1882 and a man named Robert who never killed a man that did not need killing.
9. The speaker talks about a man named Cooter and a woman named Cooter who was loved unfortunately.
10. The speaker mentions a man named George who lost his life by being stabbed and falling on each eraser.
11. The speaker talks about a man named Dr. Will who loved good horses and beautiful women.
12. The speaker mentions a man named Rodney Dangerfield who said there goes another bill.
13. The speaker talks about a man named Jerry who murdered and Guianese Byrd in Oakland.
14. The speaker mentions a man named Geoffrey who was a dwarf presented in a pod to King Charles the first.
15. The speaker talks about a man named Jack Lemmon in Y.