Щербаков – Новый Stand Up - Summary

Summary

The speaker begins by expressing their excitement about receiving a visa to America, which will last for three years. They mention that they hope to travel during this time, but currently, they are in a period of uncertainty. The speaker then recounts a trip to Sochi, Russia, where they performed at Krasnaya Polyana. They express their dislike for the expensive and crowded city, and wish for a simpler, more authentic experience.

The speaker then introduces a concept of a "family" on a cable car, equipped with a new generation GoPro, skis, a snowboard, and a river of snot. This is a humorous and absurd scenario that the speaker uses to express their desire for a simpler, more authentic experience.

The speaker then recounts a trip to Switzerland with Henry's family, where they experienced the high cost of living. They mention the expensive meals and the high cost of rentals. Despite the expense, they enjoyed their time in the Alps and expressed a desire to return.

The speaker then shares a joke about Sochi, which they used to explain their experiences in Switzerland. They mention that they are a family and enjoy spending time together, particularly with their children.

Finally, the speaker expresses their desire to spend time with their family and children, and mentions their goal to ride in the Alps this year. They also share a joke about a cucumber and a grape, and express their disbelief at the idea that a city might not be made of granite. The speaker concludes by expressing their desire to manage their own nursery and expresses their readiness for the game of days.

Facts

1. The speaker received a visa to America in March and it will last for three years. [Source: Document(page_content="00:00:10.42: March in March, I really need to over who is not and\n00:00:16.90: it will last for three years, three years, I\n00:00:18.34: hope for and during this time I may\n00:00:19.75: go, of course, but now that is in general\n00:00:21.67: during the period when we were going nowhere,\n00:00:23.80: not like in the USA, even people now all\n00:00:26.26: went to Sochi,\n00:00:27.04: I once had a good piece the first time I\n00:00:30.04: got there, it was two with a play a\n00:00:31.57: year ago, it was in the winter, I performed there\n00:00:33.10: at Krasnaya Polyana, I went to perform and\n00:00:34.99: I didn’t like going 7\n00:00:36.19: besides the fact that we didn’t pay there oh it’s\n00:00:38.59: very expensive not only that it’s\n00:00:40.96: the same thing there it’s very major there everything is saturated\n00:00:43.06: know your air is major at the end of March it’s\n00:00:45.49: all in full swing and it’s carrying I go out and look at it\n00:00:54.16: I don’t like it so much I would like\n00:00:55.72: that some very\n00:00:57.46: average person came, you know, well, not brembo,\n00:01:00.13: straight homeless people who came, so\n00:01:02.41: Anatoly and Larisa dread creatures, you know, these are the ones\n00:01:05.68: that I like. I’m 16 beer or what are\n00:01:11.74: you going to do\n00:01:12.50: [applause]\n00:01:15.91: and all the concepts I think it would be cool for\n00:01:18.28: such a family to come and supply everything and\n00:01:19.57: they are\n00:01:19.96: on a cable car and somewhere here this major\n00:01:21.52: sky family is all charged here with\n00:01:23.26: some kind of super new generation gopro,\n00:01:24.61: there are skis from the stick aunt snowboard and\n00:01:26.47: quite everyone in the world and very much against\n00:01:29.05: yourself with rubber bands this is a piece of linoleum\n00:01:35.31: watering snot with a river of snot you know when the whole\n00:01:40.09: family just has a river of snot no one is sick\n00:01:42.46: just in a forgery\n00:01:43.27: back you know you're going I report the code\n00:01:46.12: you're skating and that's it and Brooka good evening\n00:01:48.45: to all hands knows when the sleeve is so snotty\n00:01:51.07: then you need to look for a