The text appears to be a transcript of a monologue or a stand-up comedy routine by a comedian named Andreev. The comedian talks about his personal experiences with various health issues, including back pain, a mysterious sore, and hair loss. He also shares his thoughts on the modern tendency to treat all diseases with pills and the importance of a healthy lifestyle. The comedian also mentions his friends who suffer from various health issues, including allergies, asthma, and panic attacks. He ends the monologue with a humorous take on his lifestyle, mentioning his love for mayonnaise and rum.
1. The speaker is discussing his health issues, including lower back pain and a condition that is common among women in labor, truck drivers, and homosexuals.
2. The speaker refers to a doctor who nicknamed him and praised him for his condition.
3. The speaker mentions two paths of development related to his condition, one involving sitting on all fours and the other involving lying down on his back.
4. The speaker describes an incident where he was treated for a condition that was quickly resolved.
5. The speaker shares a story about a friend who has a list of real stories hanging on his refrigerator.
6. The speaker talks about another friend who suffers from asthma and has had it since childhood.
7. The speaker mentions a disease of the 21st century, panic attacks, which he has experienced.
8. The speaker discusses his age (28 years old) and his condition of going bald.
9. The speaker shares a conversation with his doctor about his baldness and the advice given to him to maintain a long happy life without hair loss.
10. The speaker expresses his desire to live life in pleasure, mentioning his dietary preferences and lifestyle.
11. The speaker apologizes for leaving the audience and promises to return.