The text appears to be a script or transcript of a comedy performance, possibly a stand-up routine or a monologue. The speaker, referred to as "Andreev," discusses various personal experiences, including health issues, lifestyle choices, and social interactions.
The speaker begins by mentioning a health issue, possibly a back pain, which led him to seek medical advice. He shares his experience of being treated for a common condition among three groups of people - women in labor, truck drivers, and homosexuals. He also mentions a doctor who nicknamed him and praised him for his recovery.
The speaker then shares a humorous anecdote about his experience with a medical procedure, comparing it to a torture chamber. He also mentions a doctor's advice to maintain a healthy lifestyle, which includes not drinking, not smoking, playing sports less, and eating properly.
He also shares personal stories about his friends' health issues, including one friend who suffers from allergies and another who experiences panic attacks. He also mentions his own struggle with hair loss and the advice he received from a doctor.
The speaker ends the monologue by expressing his desire to live life in his own way, despite the doctor's advice. He mentions his love for mayonnaise and rum, and his preference for a life of pleasure. He also mentions his grandfather's lifestyle and expresses his desire to live a long life.
The text ends with a reference to a series premiere and a musical performance, suggesting that the
1. The speaker is 28 years old and has experienced lower back pain.
2. The speaker's girlfriend suggested that the back pain might be due to an older age, but the speaker disagrees.
3. The speaker mentions that diseases are getting younger, with peers suffering from strokes, heart attacks, diabetes mellitus, and sclerosis.
4. The speaker has experienced a disease that they describe as delicate and have sought medical help.
5. The speaker describes a situation where they had to sit in a chair that felt like a torture chamber.
6. The speaker mentions two paths of development: one where they don't turn their back on all fours and the other where they lie down on their back and put their legs on iron things.
7. The speaker describes a situation where they had to lift a lot of weight and felt a lot of fun.
8. The speaker mentions that they had to run to cool down.
9. The speaker describes a situation where a mother came up to them and did everything very quickly without pain.
10. The speaker mentions that they have a list of real stories hanging on the refrigerator.
11. The speaker describes a friend who has a list of trees when they bloom.
12. The speaker describes a friend who has allergies and experiences attacks every year when nature tries to strangle him.
13. The speaker describes another friend who suffers from asthma and has had it since childhood.
14. The speaker mentions that they have a disease that they're ashamed of, but they trust the audience.
15. The speaker is 28 years old and is going bald.
16. The speaker describes a situation where they had to see a doctor about their baldness.
17. The speaker describes a situation where they had to follow a doctor's advice to avoid hair loss.
18. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up drinking, smoking, and playing sports for a healthy lifestyle.
19. The speaker describes a situation where they had to eat a proper diet and avoid the sun.
20. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite foods, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
21. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drinks, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
22. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite candy, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
23. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite meal, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
24. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
25. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
26. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
27. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
28. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
29. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
30. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
31. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
32. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
33. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
34. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
35. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
36. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
37. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure.
38. The speaker describes a situation where they had to give up their favorite drink, but they still want to live life in pleasure