The speaker is discussing the process of assembling two mini pocket bikes, which are small, motorcycle-like vehicles. The bikes are described as the cheapest and most expensive options available on Amazon at the time. The speaker's bike is larger and more expensive, and he jokes about it being the most expensive "pocket rocket" on Amazon.
The speaker and his friend open the boxes containing the bikes and compare them. They note that the bikes are small and require little assembly. The speaker's bike has a race kickstand and pre-folded pegs, while his friend's bike has a regular kickstand and foldable pegs. The bikes also have different tires, with the speaker's bike having tires for racing purposes only.
During the assembly process, the speaker and his friend encounter issues with the bolts and the windshield. They find that the bolts are stripped and the windshield is loose. They decide to go to a hardware store to buy new hardware and fix the issues.
The speaker's bike is described as having a small chain, a windshield, and a dual exhaust. The bikes are also compared to full-size motorcycles, with the speaker's bike being described as a "pocket bike" and the friend's bike as a "clown bike". The speaker's bike is also described as having a kill switch and a fixed fork, while the friend's bike has a flexible fork and no kill switch.
The speaker and his friend then discuss the bikes' performance, with the speaker's bike being described as faster. They also discuss the bikes' weight, with the speaker's bike being described as weighing 750 pounds and the friend's bike being described as weighing 40 pounds.
The speaker and his friend conclude the discussion by joking about taking the bikes to a track to settle their differences.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speakers are unboxing and assembling two pocket-sized motorcycles.
2. One speaker's motorcycle was purchased from Amazon and cost $750.
3. The other speaker's motorcycle was also purchased from Amazon and cost $1500.
4. The $1500 motorcycle has a dual exhaust system.
5. The motorcycles are not street-legal and are intended for use on paved, flat surfaces by riders not exceeding 290 pounds.
6. The manual for the motorcycle warns not to ride in sand, mud, or hilly terrain.
7. The recommended tire pressure for the motorcycle is 2.5 atm, which is equivalent to 36.5 psi.
8. The speakers are having difficulty assembling their motorcycles due to poor-quality parts and inadequate instructions.
9. One speaker's motorcycle has a 49cc engine, while the other has a 33cc engine.
10. The speakers are using a radar gun to measure the speed of their motorcycles.
11. One speaker's motorcycle reached a speed of 19 miles per hour, while the other reached 36 miles per hour.