The Better Boarding Method Airlines Won't Use - Summary

Summary

The speaker discusses the inefficiencies of the current airline boarding procedures, which often result in long wait times. They propose a more efficient method, where passengers are boarded back to front, in alternating rows and seats. This method maximizes the use of "pull-aways" and "parallels", which are efficient boarding scenarios.

The speaker also acknowledges the class structure of airplanes, where first-class passengers board first. They suggest that smaller boarding groups could be more efficient, as they would result in more full stop stows, where passengers have to wait for others to finish stowing their bags.

The speaker then proposes a modified method, where the first boarding group is all one side of the plane, in every other row. The second group is the other side, and this pattern repeats. This method allows for families and friends to board together, while still being faster than the current methods.

The speaker concludes by noting that while reaching for perfection in boarding procedures might not be possible, they believe that we can get closer to efficiency with the proposed methods. They also mentions that deplaning from the front to back row by row is the slowest possible method, similar to the boarding process.

Facts

1. The text discusses the fastest way to board an airplane.
2. The speaker suggests that boarding groups prioritize packing primates precisely.
3. The speaker mentions that solutions that are easy to implement and seem sensible are often ineffective.
4. The speaker criticizes the method of boarding planes used by most airlines, stating it is inefficient and time-consuming.
5. The speaker suggests that boarding groups should be organized in a way that decreases total bag stow time and is more satisfying.
6. The speaker discusses the class structure of airplanes and how first class boards first.
7. The speaker mentions that smaller boarding groups are better, as they result in fewer full stop stows.
8. The speaker suggests that airlines use slower boarding methods due to economic incentives and loyalty points.
9. The speaker discusses the concept of "pull-aways" and "parallels" in boarding groups, and how these can be maximized for efficiency.
10. The speaker suggests that the most efficient boarding order is window, middle, aisle.
11. The speaker mentions that even in a perfect world, humans would not be able to follow instructions perfectly, leading to inefficiencies.
12. The speaker proposes a modified method of boarding that allows for families and friends to board together, while still being faster than current methods.
13. The speaker concludes by noting that while reaching for perfection is impossible, we can strive to get closer to it.