The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video or a podcast, possibly a comedy or a talk show. The speaker is discussing various topics, including life hacks, humor, and personal experiences.
The speaker starts by expressing their frustration with the sofa and their upcoming work on the second part of a project. They emphasize the importance of preparation and quality over speed and rush. The speaker also mentions a lockdown in Moscow and encourages their audience to wait and not rush.
The speaker then introduces a segment on life hacks, starting with a joke about a man who orders a bucket of wings and says, "We are all in to do be a card, don’t hang it there, let’s take you away." The speaker also shares a life hack about heating up honey to release toxic substances that cause cancer, and then spreading it on the skin to prevent it from happening.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who came from prison and tried to eat 4 kilograms to lose weight. The speaker claims that this life hack worked for 80 people who lost 400 grams of weight. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who dries his hair with a hairdryer, which is not effective but works.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a suction cup to remove dents from a car. The speaker also shares a life hack about making powerful energy drinks at home.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to clean potatoes.
The speaker then shares a life hack about a man who uses a hairdryer and a colander to make beautiful curls. The speaker also shares a life hack about a man who uses a magnetic stripe to
1. The speaker is preparing for a project and emphasizes the importance of thorough preparation over rushing to produce a product.
2. The speaker is currently in Moscow and is experiencing a lockdown due to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.
3. The speaker is offering a promotional code for new users on the exo-l portal, which will grant them an Index Plus subscription by the end of the year.
4. The speaker is sharing a life hack for losing weight, which involves eating 4 kilograms of food and losing 400 grams of weight.
5. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with dents on a car, which involves using a suction cup to remove the dents.
6. The speaker is sharing a recipe for making a powerful energy drink at home, which involves pouring coffee and filling with water, adding instant coffee and mixing with a lemon and orange juice.
7. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with handcuffs, which involves pulling the cuffs up and down with your elbow.
8. The speaker is sharing a life hack for making curls using a hairdryer and a colander.
9. The speaker is sharing a life hack for making cabbage broth, which involves boiling water and pouring it into a cabbage.
10. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a third-degree burn, which involves applying ointment and wrapping the burned area in a bandage.
11. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a rotten taste in the mouth, which involves using a toothbrush and toothpaste.
12. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a hot potato, which involves wrapping the potato in a cloth and placing it in a bowl of water.
13. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore throat, which involves gargling with warm water and honey.
14. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a cold, which involves inhaling steam from a hot water bottle and drinking warm lemon and honey tea.
15. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a headache, which involves applying a cold compress to the forehead and taking aspirin.
16. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a stomachache, which involves drinking warm lemon and honey tea and applying a warm compress to the stomach.
17. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a backache, which involves applying a warm compress to the back and taking ibuprofen.
18. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore muscle, which involves applying a cold compress to the muscle and taking ibuprofen.
19. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore foot, which involves applying a cold compress to the foot and taking ibuprofen.
20. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore hand, which involves applying a cold compress to the hand and taking ibuprofen.
21. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore neck, which involves applying a cold compress to the neck and taking ibuprofen.
22. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore ear, which involves applying a cold compress to the ear and taking ibuprofen.
23. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore eye, which involves applying a cold compress to the eye and taking ibuprofen.
24. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore nose, which involves applying a cold compress to the nose and taking ibuprofen.
25. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore lip, which involves applying a cold compress to the lip and taking ibuprofen.
26. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore tooth, which involves applying a cold compress to the tooth and taking ibuprofen.
27. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore tongue, which involves applying a cold compress to the tongue and taking ibuprofen.
28. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a sore throat, which involves gargling with warm water and honey.
29. The speaker is sharing a life hack for dealing with a cold, which involves inhaling steam from a hot water bottle and drinking warm lemon and honey tea.
30. The speaker is sharing a life hack