The transcript appears to be a dialogue from a comedy show or podcast. The speaker is discussing various topics, including the use of VPN services, experiences in Istanbul, and the challenges of moving to a new city. They also share humorous anecdotes about their past, including a story about a matinee performance where they played the role of Bogatyr, a hero from Russian folklore. The speaker also mentions a controversy involving a fruit shop in Istanbul where they were overcharged.
1. The speaker recommends using the VPN service Sir Shark to access reliable information without being blocked by elderly tyrants and dictators.
2. The speaker states that the VPN service does not collect personal data, does not reduce loading speed, and does not contain advertisements.
3. The speaker mentions that one subscription applies to all devices at once and can be shared with friends and relatives.
4. The speaker talks about a promotional code for the VPN service, which offers a three-month subscription and an 85% discount.
5. The speaker shares a story about moving to Istanbul, where they encountered difficulties due to the city's traffic and the fact that taxi drivers must also want to go to the destination.
6. The speaker mentions that they love cats and have visited cat cafes in Warsaw and Istanbul.
7. The speaker discusses a strange experience they had in Kazakhstan, where they saved a cat and brought it to Turkey.
8. The speaker talks about their New Year's celebration, which involved a lot of family fun and drinking.
9. The speaker shares a story about a New Year's celebration where they got so drunk that they ended up kissing in front of their grandmother.
10. The speaker talks about a New Year's celebration in Athens, where they ended up staying at a restaurant for a long time due to a delay.
11. The speaker shares a funny story about a hotel check-in experience, where they had difficulty finding their room number.
12. The speaker talks about watching the TV series "The Magnificent Century" and discusses the plot with the audience.
13. The speaker shares a story about a kindergarten matinee where they played the role of a Bogatyr, a Russian hero, and defeated the Serpent of Gorynych.