The text appears to be a transcript of a game of hide and seek, where players are blindfolded with "drunk goggles" and have to find each other. The game involves a series of challenges and strategies, with players hiding in various locations and using a Nerf blaster to locate each other. The game is described as "brutal" and the players express frustration and amusement throughout the game. The players also engage in banter and make jokes about the game, such as referring to the game as "technically but I find you you will be destroyed". The game ends with the players finding each other and the game master asking for a thousand dollars as a reward.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The game is hide and seek, and the seeker is wearing "drunk goggles".
2. The seeker has a Nerf blaster and can remove the goggles for one minute if they hit a hider.
3. If a hider is not found, they win $1,000.
4. The game is being played in a large warehouse or facility.
5. There are multiple hiders, including Nathan, Gabe, and James.
6. The seeker, Preston, has to navigate the facility while wearing the goggles, which severely impair their vision.
7. The hiders have water bottles with them to stay hydrated.
8. Preston's girlfriend is participating in the game.
9. The game involves searching for hiders in various locations, including the ceiling, merch room, and vending machine.
10. The hiders can re-hide if they are not found, and Preston has to start searching again.
11. Preston has to put the goggles back on after a certain amount of time, even if they haven't found all the hiders.
12. The game ends when all the hiders are found or the time runs out.
13. One of the hiders, James, is hiding in the porta potty.
14. Preston finds James in the porta potty, but James had already closed it.
15. Nathan is hiding in the ceiling, and Preston is trying to find him.
16. Gabe is hiding in the "castle part", which is a large, black Minecraft castle.
17. Preston finds Gabe in the castle and shoots him with the Nerf blaster.
18. The game ends with Preston winning and one of the hiders, possibly Nathan, escaping.
Note: Some of the facts may be redundant or overlapping, but I've tried to extract the most relevant and distinct information from the text.