The text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording, likely a comedy skit or a prank. The speaker is trying to wake up a person who has overslept and is planning to spend the day on a staircase. The speaker has prepared a variety of items for the person, including a toaster, a kettle, and a mug. They also mention a mattress that the person will use to sleep on the staircase.
The speaker is trying to motivate the person to get up and go to the cinema, but the person is resisting, and the speaker is using various methods to try and wake them up. The speaker also mentions a challenge involving a sailor and a stroller, and they are trying to speed up the count of lubricants.
The speaker is also trying to convince the person to subscribe to their channel, and they mention that they have already collected urine for a challenge. The speaker also mentions a movie called "Home Alone" and a game called "Ruza".
The speaker is also planning to do homework and mentions a teacher who has vetoed their homework. They also mention a backpack pillow that they will use for sleeping.
The speaker ends the recording by saying that they are tired and want to sleep, and they invite the person to meet them in a new video.
1. The speaker is trying to wake up someone who has overslept. They mention that the person has been playing on an iPad all night and needs to get up for the cinema.
2. The speaker is planning to wake up the person by pouring cold water on their head. They also mention that they have tried to wake them up hard.
3. The speaker is considering using loud music to wake up the person. They suggest playing loud slats to scare the person and wake them up.
4. The speaker plans to carry the person who is still sleeping lying on a blanket and throw them into a bathtub with water.
5. The speaker has been to the cinema for a year and all the tickets have been burned. They mention that they need to take revenge as hard as they can.
6. The speaker mentions that they have n’t been to the cinema for a year and all the tickets have been burned, and they need to take revenge as hard as they can.
7. The speaker is considering using a mattress to wake up the person. They mention that they will inflate the mattress and ride on it, and it will glow like a real roller coaster.
8. The speaker is considering using a toaster to wake up the person. They mention that they will put some toast in and cook, and then pour some tea.
9. The speaker is considering using a sailor to wake up the person. They mention that they will bring the sailor so that the person can sleep on it and then have breakfast.
10. The speaker is considering using a backpack pillow to wake up the person. They mention that they will use the pillow in general class when they lie down and take refuge in another country.