The text appears to be a transcript of a live event or performance, possibly a stand-up comedy show or a talk show. The speaker discusses various topics, including their discomfort with public speaking, their experiences with online platforms like Avito, and their thoughts on relationships and sex. They also engage in a series of jokes and banter with the audience, and at one point, they mention a concert in Odessa that was postponed. The speaker also shares a personal anecdote about a concert ticket that was sold on Instagram. The event concludes with the speaker thanking the audience and expressing their appreciation for their support.
1. The speaker expresses frustration with famous people advertising products that are unrelated to their profession.
2. The speaker mentions the Avito website as a solution for selling products profitably and quickly.
3. Avito has recently launched a delivery service that operates throughout the country, eliminating the need for the seller to meet the buyer.
4. The speaker finds it safe to use Avito because the money is frozen on the buyer's card until the goods are received.
5. The speaker is uncomfortable when asked questions and prefers to answer them.
6. The speaker has a fear of grabbing a girl by the hair and strangling her, but not in a sexual context.
7. The speaker is a veteran of labor and is still 36 years old.
8. The speaker enjoys classic sex and prefers it when a girl doesn't cheat on him.
9. The speaker is a cuckold in general.
10. The speaker loves gay jokes and finds humor in them when he's alone with boys.
11. The speaker has a good attitude towards everything and believes in normal behavior with schoolgirls.
12. The speaker is a pastry chef and doesn't believe in UFOs.
13. The speaker has a concert postponed to another date.
14. The speaker is asked how to break up with a guy without offending him.
15. The speaker has given ridiculous gifts to girls, such as a certificate to a well-deserved cat.
16. The speaker has visited Pamukkale.