ЧТО В ТЕЛЕФОНЕ У ЕГОРА КРИДА ? + Дима Масленников и Бустер - Summary

Summary

The speaker, who identifies himself as coming from the future, begins by explaining that he has a YouTube channel and is about to share some information from the future. He then proceeds to discuss the Tinkoff Black debit card, which he claims has a unique design with Morten Rivers and offers profitable cashback. He also mentions that the card allows for the selection of a unique design for the card with favorite river characters in Word or checkboxes. The card also provides an income of up to seven percent per annum on the account balance.

The speaker then invites his audience to apply for the card using the link in the description, and assures them that the maintenance of the card will be free forever. He also mentions a meme about a sprat that appeared on the internet, and shares a video where he is very drunk. He also talks about a video where he is drunk in the mud.

The speaker then discusses his social media activity, showing a search history of social networks, and mentions a video where he is drunk. He also talks about his recent Korean adventure and mentions Elon Musk and Tony Stark. He then talks about his search history on Safari, showing that he has been researching various topics.

The speaker then talks about his financial situation, mentioning his expenses and income. He also talks about his upcoming birthday and his desire to have a million subscribers on Twitch. He then discusses his expenses for the month, mentioning various categories such as charity, coins, health, beauty, and travel. He also mentions that he has spent 18 million on [__] and 34 million on [__].

The speaker concludes by thanking his audience for watching and inviting them to subscribe to his YouTube channel and other channels. He also encourages them to write in the comments and mentions a competition where the funniest joke about the three of them will be chosen and sent to everyone.

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1. The speaker is discussing a YouTube channel and a T-shirt they are wearing.
2. The speaker is talking about a person who has been at their house for a long time.
3. The speaker is mentioning a future event where they will give information about trousers being out of range.
4. The speaker is discussing a future event where they will stop signing envelopes with money to give them away later.
5. The speaker is discussing a future event where they will stop recording voicemails.
6. The speaker is discussing a future event where they will introduce a new Tinkoff Black debit card with Morten rivers and profitable cashback.
7. The speaker is discussing a future event where they will provide an income of up to seven percent per annum on the account balance.
8. The speaker is discussing a future event where they will give free stickers as a gift when ordering the card.
9. The speaker is discussing a future event where they will apply for a card using a link in the description.
10. The speaker is discussing a future event where the maintenance of the card will be absolutely free forever.
11. The speaker is discussing a future event where they will introduce a new meme about sprat.
12. The speaker is discussing a future event where they will show a video where they are very drunk.
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