The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video or a podcast, likely a comedy or a vlog. The speaker is sharing various personal anecdotes and experiences, often with a humorous or exaggerated tone. The content is quite diverse, ranging from personal stories to jokes, and it seems to be a mix of different topics.
The speaker starts by mentioning a day seven years ago and expresses a desire to start looking for something. They then proceed to share a story about a disgusting experience, possibly related to a medical procedure. They also mention a desire for a T-shirt and a cosmetic bag, and express a wish for a cool life despite not having money.
The speaker then shares a story about a promotional event, where they are offering a free card that comes with a sticker pack and a chance to win prizes. They also mention a song and a band, Luka Prokofiev, and a comedian named Luka.
The speaker then shares a story about a funny incident involving a dog and a train, where they were drunk and behaved in a silly manner. They also share a story about a girlfriend who was very drunk and vomited on a carpet.
The speaker then shares a story about a medical procedure they had to undergo, and how they had to deal with the aftermath. They also share a story about a friend who was a doctor's assistant and had a difficult time dealing with a patient's death.
The speaker then shares a story about a wedding where they were asked to give a speech, and they mention a joke about a doctor and a scalpel. They also share a story about a doctor who was doing a gastroscopy procedure and was not very good at it.
In conclusion, the speaker is sharing a variety of personal anecdotes and experiences, often with a humorous or exaggerated tone. The content is quite diverse, ranging from personal stories to jokes, and it seems to be a mix of different topics.
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3. The speaker wants a T-shirt and doesn't understand why they need a cosmetic bag.
4. The speaker is talking about a promotion for a rocket bank card and a sticker pack.
5. The speaker is talking about a comedian who is moving to a new office.
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