The speaker expresses their relief at being in a good mood, given the current situation with social distancing measures due to the COVID-19 pandemic. They mention that concerts are now not held as they used to be, with people sitting close to each other, which makes it difficult to laugh due to these measures. They also mention that they recently had to give two concerts in Moscow due to the restrictions, which only allowed 50% seating in the hall.
The speaker also shares their experience of people wearing masks and gloves during concerts, which they find amusing. They mention that they are not opposed to people protecting themselves, but they find it tough when they have to take temperatures in cafes. They also share a humorous anecdote about the intergalactic blaster used for temperature checks.
The speaker expresses their fear of gaining weight during quarantine, and their admiration for people who can lose weight effectively under stress. They also share their confusion about nutrition, mentioning that they don't understand what's in food and fat, protein, or carbohydrates.
The speaker recounts their experience of getting sick with COVID-19, and how they had to go to multiple clinics to get a computed tomography scan. They also share their experience of going to a pharmacy to get medications for their pneumonia, and how they had to go to multiple pharmacies before they could get their medications.
Finally, the speaker shares their experience of recovering from pneumonia, and how they lost their sense of taste and smell during their recovery. They also mention that they are now healthy and ready to perform again.
1. The speaker expresses their gladness that the audience is in a good mood, as it's beneficial for the performance.
2. The speaker mentions that people come to concerts for different reasons, some to laugh at jokes, others to take the jokes into account.
3. The speaker talks about the measures taken during the concert due to the COVID-19 pandemic, such as social distancing and mask-wearing.
4. The speaker shares their experience of performing in a concert where the audience was sitting very close to each other, which made it comfortable to laugh.
5. The speaker mentions that they were supposed to have a concert in Moscow but had to give two concerts due to the restrictions imposed by the authorities.
6. The speaker talks about the challenges they faced during the concert, such as the need to wear masks and gloves.
7. The speaker shares their experience of being measured for temperature at a cafe using an intergalactic blaster.
8. The speaker expresses their desire to fly on vacation and buys air tickets from aviasales.
9. The speaker talks about their experience at an electronic music festival in Kazantip, where they were mostly dancing.
10. The speaker shares their fear of gaining weight during quarantine and their struggle with understanding the nutritional content of food.
11. The speaker mentions their experience of getting sick with coronavirus and their recovery process.
12. The speaker shares their experience of visiting a pharmacy to get medications for their pneumonia.
13. The speaker talks about their experience of visiting a clinic for a computed tomography scan and their recovery process.
14. The speaker shares their experience of losing their taste and smell senses due to the coronavirus.
15. The speaker talks about their experience of working in a maternity ward during the pandemic.
16. The speaker shares an anecdote about a person who ate a whole plate of wasabi without feeling anything.