The text appears to be a transcript of a live performance by a comedian, possibly a stand-up comedian. The comedian is interacting with the audience, answering questions, and sharing personal anecdotes. The performance is filled with humor and self-deprecating humor, as the comedian often jokes about their own experiences and reactions.
The comedian is born in 1985 in Belarus and is accused of extremism by the Pervomaisky district department of the KGB in the city of Minsk. The comedian is detained and the audience applauds. The comedian then asks the audience to raise their hand if they have a question. The comedian shares a postcard from the White Union of Press and expresses their wishes for happiness, health, and a good mood for the audience in 2023.
The comedian also shares personal anecdotes, such as their experience in Istanbul and their fear of answering questions. They mention their job as a designer of underwear and cutlery, and their part-time work in a fitting room. The comedian also shares their experience with a horoscope and their friends' reactions to it.
The comedian also jokes about their health, mentioning that they went to the urologist recently and had tests, and everything is fine with them. They also share a story about a bold guy who went to the toilet during a concert and how they persuaded the whole audience to give him a standing ovation when he returns.
The comedian also shares a story about a prank involving two men who wanted to sit and that's why it turned out except what was the prank they just came. The comedian also shares a story about their experience with cats in Istanbul, mentioning that they are allergic to cats and that they have to wash their hands every time they see a cat.
The comedian also shares a joke about why they can't drink before going on stage, mentioning that if they perform sober, it's not funny, and the audience isn't laughing. They also share a joke about their relaxation habits in Istanbul, mentioning that the whole of Istanbul knows how they relax.
The comedian also shares a story about a friend who complimented everything next to her, right there, the two of them are sitting like that, and he gave nothing. The comedian then jokes about their ex-husband, mentioning that he would put on a cap and die.
The comedian also shares a story about a situation last year in December, they wanted to go to a concert but the comedian got sick. The comedian then mentions that Abramov was in the Standup cafe instead of them, and the plan was that the KGB came for them, they were warned, and they had to leave quickly.
The comedian also shares a joke about transferring money for a concert, mentioning that they just transferred money to Abramov for this concert, what do they think, do they think in the bath, maybe not transfer money for something.
The comedian ends the performance with a thank you to the audience and expresses their appreciation for the applause.
1. The individual was born in 1985 in the Republic of Belarus.
2. The Pervomaisky district department of the KGB in the city of Minsk has accused the individual of extremism.
3. The individual has been detained.
4. The individual has expressed a desire for happiness, health, and a good mood in 2023.
5. The individual has been asked about their profession and has responded that they are a designer of underwear and cutlery.
6. The individual has been asked about their horoscope sign and has responded that they are a Gemini.
7. The individual has been asked about their birthday and has responded that it is on August 13th, making them a Leo.
8. The individual has been asked about their young man's birthday and has responded that it is on January 3rd, making him a Sagittarius.
9. The individual has been asked about their feelings of loneliness when moving.
10. The individual has been asked about their experience with the horoscope and has responded that they understand it well.
11. The individual has been asked about their name and has responded that they are Aquarius.
12. The individual has been asked about their health and has responded that it is good.
13. The individual has been asked about their experience with the urologist and has responded that everything is fine with them.
14. The individual has been asked about their experience with the psychologist and has responded that they have been to a psychologist and their life has become better.
15. The individual has been asked about their experience with the apartment in Istanbul and has responded that they rented it there.
16. The individual has been asked about their experience with cats and has responded that they are allergic to cats.
17. The individual has been asked about their experience with drinking and has responded that they like to drink.
18. The individual has been asked about their experience with the concert and has responded that they arrived half-bent performing.
19. The individual has been asked about their experience with the KGB and has responded that they were warned and had to leave quickly.
20. The individual has been asked about their experience with the concert and has responded that they transferred money to Abramov for the concert.