Слава Комиссаренко «Как я переболел коронавирусом» 2021 - Summary

Summary

The speaker begins by expressing their gladness at being in a good mood, and reflects on the different reactions people have to jokes at concerts. They mention that some people laugh, while others take the jokes into account. The speaker also mentions the impact of the pandemic on concerts, stating that due to social distancing measures, concerts are now not as lively as they used to be.

The speaker then shares a personal anecdote about a concert they were supposed to have in Moscow, but had to give two concerts because only 50% seating was allowed due to the pandemic. They express their frustration with the measures, stating that the virus is only transmitted in a full hall, and that when half the hall is filled, the virus just falls into the aisle and lies on the floor.

The speaker also shares a humorous anecdote about being asked to take a temperature at a cafe, and the difficulty of doing so while wearing a mask. They express their frustration with the measures, stating that they are just a gazebo for them.

The speaker then shares a story about a time they got sick with the coronavirus, and how they had to go to a clinic for a computed tomography scan. They express their frustration with the pharmacies, stating that they were rushed through the line and lost their prescriptions.

The speaker ends by sharing a story about going to a clinic to check on their recovery from pneumonia, and how they were asked to work in the maternity ward. They express their frustration with the measures, stating that they lost their tastes and smells due to the pandemic.

Facts

1. The speaker expresses their gladness that the audience is in a good mood, stating that it's great because there are people who come to concerts and laugh at jokes, and others who take the jokes into account.

2. The speaker mentions that the audience is sitting quite close to each other, creating a comfortable distance to laugh.

3. The speaker mentions that due to Koranic viral measures, they are not allowed to hold concerts normally, and often they have concerts where up to 25 percent of the audience is sitting in close proximity.

4. The speaker talks about the difficulty of performing in such conditions, mentioning that they had to give two concerts in Moscow because they only allowed 50 percent seating in the hall.

5. The speaker shares their experience of having to wear masks and gloves during concerts, stating that it's great when people want to protect themselves.

6. The speaker mentions the difficulty of getting a temperature measurement in a cafe, stating that they have to roll their wrist when the device is pointed at their forehead.

7. The speaker talks about their fear of getting fat during quarantine, mentioning that they were afraid of sitting around, feeling fat, sad, and depressed.

8. The speaker shares their experience of getting sick with coronavirus, mentioning that they were sick for two months.

9. The speaker talks about the difficulty of getting medical help, mentioning that they had to go to another clinic after being told by the first clinic that they didn't have coronavirus.

10. The speaker shares their experience of having pneumonia, mentioning that it took a long time to go away.

11. The speaker talks about the difficulty of getting medications, mentioning that they had to go to multiple pharmacies before they could get their prescriptions filled.

12. The speaker shares their experience of having lost their taste and smell due to the coronavirus.