The text appears to be a humorous and exaggerated narration of a Minecraft player's experience. The player, referred to as "sushi drobot", suffers from a "poisoning" in the game and is mistaken by his friends for being on the verge of death. Despite his friends' attempts to save him, the player remains unconscious and the queue takes advantage of the situation.
The player eventually wakes up, having recovered from the "poisoning". He finds a stack of diamonds, iron ores, and gold in his mine and is described as being dirty and sweaty. He then encounters a "cocktail bar" and is given a nutritional cocktail, which causes him to choke and lose consciousness.
A doctor character, who is also a scientist, is called to the scene. The doctor, who is also a character in the game, attempts to revive the player using a portable defibrillator. The player is then taken home, where he is treated with diamonds and beets, which are described as useful healing remedies. The player's health improves, and he is able to continue playing the game.
The narration ends with the player expressing his relief at being alive and his intention to go home.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is playing Minecraft.
2. The speaker was poisoned in the game.
3. The speaker's friends thought they were dying.
4. The speaker was not actually dying, just poisoned.
5. The speaker found a stack of 16 diamonds.
6. The speaker also found iron ores and gold.
7. The speaker is trying to recover from being poisoned.
8. The speaker is using a "nutritional cocktail" to recover.
9. The speaker needs 5 diamonds to feel better, but only has 4.
10. The speaker is in a house with secret passages.
11. The speaker has a treasury with diamonds.
12. The speaker is trying to increase their health.
13. The speaker is using a special method of treatment.
14. The speaker is a doctor and is using a technique called "mud masks".
15. The speaker is challenging someone to a "battle of doctors".
16. The speaker is using a portable defibrillator.
17. The speaker is trying to fix a task.
18. The speaker is saying goodbye to their friends.
19. The speaker is a medical student, not a doctor.
20. The speaker is telling a story about trying to cure someone with a spoon.